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Post Reply Wanna know why people have bad butts?
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People need more butt massages, massages help blood flow thus making butts look nicer. A massage or two a week is best.
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Down with the squatlife

Anyway, Deyre - What kind of Maria Juwanna are you on with these off-the-wall philosophical posts? If you could break these statements down to 140 characters, I'm sure you'd do well on Twitter.
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Because humankind is decaying
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I love me a "bad" butt!

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Potentsaliva wrote:

People need more butt massages, massages help blood flow thus making butts look nicer. A massage or two a week is best.


Are you offering?
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I blame my genetics for my pancake butt.
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I like booty and I can't lie
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1stladyent wrote:
Anyway, Deyre - What kind of Maria Juwanna are you on with these off-the-wall philosophical posts? If you could break these statements down to 140 characters, I'm sure you'd do well on Twitter.


Norwegian Wood, I'm guessing...
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If you really want a good butt you need to train for lower body hypertrophy. You can build it up with various forms of deadlifts, squats, and power cleans. You can make that into functional strength by training with explosive jumping and sprinting exercises. You can up the intensity by wearing a weighted vest.


Thats called training, if you wanna be like John Cena of building muscles then more power to you. I am more aiming for being normal. You know normal looking people. Not overly muscled... just normal. Think smart kind of activities. Its reason to why i walk much and massage my inner thighs instead of squatting. Taking on a sweater with feeling normal is more fun Kinda like Link

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This would be brilliant if the OP weren't serious. Well, we can still laugh.

"Anime characters always have good butts because they tend to be moving most of the time"?
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1stladyent wrote:

Down with the squatlife

Anyway, Deyre - What kind of Maria Juwanna are you on with these off-the-wall philosophical posts? If you could break these statements down to 140 characters, I'm sure you'd do well on Twitter.


LOL who is Maria Juwanna never heard of her!


auroraloose wrote:

This would be brilliant if the OP weren't serious. Well, we can still laugh.

"Anime characters always have good butts because they tend to be moving most of the time"?


Even more brilliant if he were serious
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Potentsaliva wrote:

People need more butt massages, massages help blood flow thus making butts look nicer. A massage or two a week is best.


Now i know why u probs have a good butt...
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lol this thread
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Its reason to why i walk much and massage my inner thighs.


What the fuck does massaging your INNER thighs have to do with having a normal sized butt?
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Its reason to why i walk much and massage my inner thighs.


What the fuck does massaging your INNER thighs have to do with having a normal sized butt?


I massage my thighs aswell as inner butt. Butt is not the only thing that needs a massage. The big thighs also.
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No. I do not wanna know why people have bad butts.


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Do you specialize in toilet bowl designing?


Don't you mean toilet seat designing. Apparently that career can take you from being a handsome womanizer to being an ugly hero protecting us all from aliens.
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I wonder what series of events led to this post being made.
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