Post Reply Spoon Knight vs The Dragon
Vahvi 
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Posted 10/16/16
You'll be fighting a dragon soon
But all you've got is a spoon
The spoon is a boon
Cus it's gotta big rune
And the battle begins at noon...

What magic does your spoon hold and how will you slay the dragon!?


^Datsa big dragon
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Posted 10/16/16
My spoon holds the magic of anime cliches and I'll defeat him with the power of friendship.





I'm so original.
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Posted 10/16/16
Mai spoon hath the abilitee tou take a spoon sized chunk out of any substance and mayke iht edible!! ...Sou, spoonful by spoonfilling, I slowely... devour the dragon.. ? ,,,,,, ...! Mai victori is a-shoe-werd!
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Posted 10/16/16
The power to bend time, but the drawback is it puts a lot of strain on the wielder... So basically I'll take a really long time to murder the dragon by smacking it a couple million times then die because die because of the drawback....

Tie!
Posted 10/16/16
My spoon has the ability to turn into a spork.

No dragon can resist the power of the spork
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The spoon has the ability to teleport wherever I command. I teleport the spoon directly into the dragon's brain.

The dragon suffers a stroke and dies.
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Posted 10/17/16 , edited 11/21/16

Vahvi wrote:

You'll be fighting a dragon soon
But all you've got is a spoon
The spoon is a boon
Cus it's gotta big rune
And the battle begins at noon...

What magic does your spoon hold and how will you slay the dragon!?




Update: Reopened and moved to General Discussion at your recent request. I didn't do that originally because I thought you'd be re-doing it as a game. It's a little more whimsical than a lot of GD, but not entirely out of place, since folks do sometimes post creative hypothetical situations and we generally leave those be.
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Posted 11/21/16
Spoon?



Spoon.....



Spoon?!
Posted 11/21/16
Ok stop, your rap was not good.

As for the magical spoon, I'm just ready to eat some dragon stew.
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Posted 11/21/16
I read the header thinking, "It's going to be a Tick joke, isn't it? That's not too old, is it? It's still 90's cult value."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w
(Am I actually that geezer for not considering 90's refs "old"? )

Otherwise, there's....just not that much OF the thread to revive, is there?
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Posted 11/21/16
ill use a dragon sized spoon to eat knight stew
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Posted 11/21/16
Spoon with spoon till I become one with the spoon, becoming the ultimate spooner, before spooning the dragon to death.
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Posted 11/21/16 , edited 11/21/16
cool story bro
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Posted 11/21/16
Naturally, my spoon has the magic power of calming the beast. Hmm, I've never tried spooning a dragon that large though.

I may have no choice but to be the little spoon.
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