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Post Reply Madonna offers blowjob to anyone who vote for Hillary
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And here I was thinking that the only bright side about all of America getting fucked by this election was that no one was going to get an STD.

Leave it to Madonna to shit on that.
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She just wants to steal the youth of America through an ancient form of black magic vampirism.
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My body is ready
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She had to because Scott Baio offered one for anyone who voted for Trump
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Hmmm, this sounds like the plot to a succubae hentai I... was told about. Totally didn't watch it or anything. I am pure as driven snow.
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I'll pass, it's a small sacrifice in order to....Make America Great Again
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HateKillingCamels wrote:

I would have considered it a few years ago.


I would have considered it THIRTY years ago--during her "Like a Virgin" days--but Hillary wasn't running then.
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I don't...wha-?
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We're talking about crusty old Madonna, right? The one who sang "Like a Virgin" over thirty years ago?

Yeah, gonna vote for Trump now.
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This just in: Madonna still desperate for attention.

In other news,
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Democrats were already below sea level, she just put you 500ft lower.
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Current picture of Madonna:
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