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Male sea horses can be pregnated so why cant we :(


The female puts eggs inside the male, and the male gives birth to it.
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Hahahaha what a wonderful topic. xD

Have you tried maybe "doing it" in the knee? I heard Zeus got pregnant there once. It might work.
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I sure as hell don't. Isn't child birth like the most painful thing ever? I'm pretty sure guys have enough to deal with having their weak points in between their crotch always open to a kick.
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Face palm, no. Fish are too biologically different.

In the case of Zeus, Athena came out of his head!
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Rider_of_Reason wrote:

Hahahaha what a wonderful topic. xD

Have you tried maybe "doing it" in the knee? I heard Zeus got pregnant there once. It might work.


Who was born from his knee? I have heard of him giving birth from his head(Athena) and thigh(Dionysus) but don't recall anything about a knee. Or is the knee just a variation of the thigh one? Always enjoyed Greek mythology so I'm genuinely interested.
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Who was born from his knee? I have heard of him giving birth from his head(Athena) and thigh(Dionysus) but don't recall anything about a knee. Or is the knee just a variation of the thigh one? Always enjoyed Greek mythology so I'm genuinely interested.


You are probably right about it being the thigh, I just remembered it was something like that. Used to love greek mythology too when I was younger, but it's been many years, so I forgot a lot too.
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I'm on way too many drugs at the moment to deal with this thread.
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In Norse Mythology ask and embla was the first two humans created from 2 lumbers
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I'm on way too many drugs at the moment to deal with this thread.


Shouldn't that make it easier?
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Have you ever watched a video of seahorses giving birth? It kind of looks like that thing that human males do everyday... so in a way, you are already similar to the male seahorses.

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Have you ever watched a video of seahorses giving birth? It kind of looks like that thing that human males do everyday... so in a way, you are already similar to the male seahorses.



Looks more like he pushes it out. But why couldnt evolution make males carry offsprings. It would likely be better i think
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NyxUlric wrote:

Have you ever watched a video of seahorses giving birth? It kind of looks like that thing that human males do everyday... so in a way, you are already similar to the male seahorses.



Looks more like he pushes it out. But why couldnt evolution make males carry offsprings. It would likely be better i think :D


Why? So women can have even less responsibility? Who'd do all the hard labor and STEM jobs if women lost their only contributing factor to the species?
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Why? So women can have even less responsibility? Who'd do all the hard labor and STEM jobs if women lost their only contributing factor to the species?


What are you on? Woman work as much as men do. Some people are lazy, just ask men in Africa who dont do shit and let their wives do all the work. Honestly men can handle stuff much more which is the benefit of masculinity, adding pregnancy to it would be nothing.
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What are you on? Woman work as much as men do. Some people are lazy, just ask men in Africa who dont do shit and let their wives do all the work. Honestly men can handle stuff much more which is the benefit of masculinity, adding pregnancy to it would be nothing.


Then take that up with EVOLUTION who thinks your idea is poppycock. You can't compare two massively different species and expect anyone with experience in STEM to take you seriously. It is a rare sight to see women work as hard as men. There is scientific evidence to prove that women prefer easier jobs with more social aspects.
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