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Post Reply If you had a demon in your house, would you try to cast it out with the flying spaghetti monster bible?
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19 / M / Temple of Yaoiism
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Posted 10/24/16 , edited 10/24/16
Above question. Random thought when watching "A Haunting" on discovery channel.

Another name for the Flying Spaghetti Monster bible is the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You can download it illegally with a quick google search if you want to read it.
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Posted 10/24/16 , edited 10/24/16
Anything I can't punch I steer clear of. Sorry I just don't do ghosts or demons.
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Posted 10/24/16
I would fight it in astral form
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Posted 10/24/16 , edited 10/24/16
*Puts book down*

Vahvi: Sooooo are you a giiiiiiiirl demon?

*Demon nods*

Vahvi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Girl Demon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Posted 10/24/16
The FSM "religion" is useless for exorcising demons and useless in general.
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19 / M / Temple of Yaoiism
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Posted 10/24/16

jtjumper wrote:

The FSM "religion" is useless for exorcising demons and useless in general.
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I'm pretty sure evil spirits and demons hate anything religious, that's why I'm asking.
Posted 10/24/16
Why do people try to fight it??

When stuff like this happens, it's time to move the f*** out!!!
Posted 10/24/16 , edited 10/29/16
No, I'd sooner burn smudging sticks. They're primarily made of herbs that I already have and grow, so it'd save me money. I'm too f*cking cheap to buy a Pastafarian bible, much less, hire a Pastafarian priest.
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Posted 10/24/16 , edited 10/29/16

stars201 wrote:

Why do people try to fight it??

When stuff like this happens, it's time to move the f*** out!!!


Depending on the demon, it might just follow you to your new house.
Posted 10/24/16

Dogempire wrote:


stars201 wrote:

Why do people try to fight it??

When stuff like this happens, it's time to move the f*** out!!!


Depending on the demon, it might just follow you to your new house.


Don't say that
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Posted 10/25/16
I'm pretty sure invoking the FSM is only effective against Crawling Ziti Demons
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Posted 10/25/16
All I gotta say is better pay rent and clean up your mess. Otherwise i really can care less how evil you are.
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31 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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Posted 10/25/16 , edited 10/25/16

Dogempire wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

The FSM "religion" is useless for exorcising demons and useless in general.
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I'm pretty sure evil spirits and demons hate anything religious, that's why I'm asking.


That's what I disagree with. Pluralistic spirituality is the religion for those who can't be bothered to decide. Also, FSM isn't real religion, it's a construct made to mock religion and stop politicians who want schools to "teach the controversy" is biology classes. Why not enlist aid from real exorcists instead?
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Posted 10/25/16
Is the spaghetti monster edible...?
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Posted 10/25/16
Couldn't hurt to try, I suppose.
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