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Post Reply If you had a demon in your house, would you try to cast it out with the flying spaghetti monster bible?
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Posted 10/26/16
don't be a racist (or whatever name calling they are using now a day)

try to talk to the demon..

use this

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Posted 10/26/16
No way, I'd make it do housework. It probably just wants food, attention and a warm place to hang out.
More than sufficient compensation for being my personal servant.
Posted 10/26/16

jtjumper wrote:


Dogempire wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

The FSM "religion" is useless for exorcising demons and useless in general.
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I'm pretty sure evil spirits and demons hate anything religious, that's why I'm asking.


That's what I disagree with. Pluralistic spirituality is the religion for those who can't be bothered to decide. Also, FSM isn't real religion, it's a construct made to mock religion and stop politicians who want schools to "teach the controversy" is biology classes. Why not enlist aid from real exorcists instead?


This.

The mage with no internal power is impotent.

The mage with internal power needs no external tools for this sort of thing.
Posted 10/26/16

AnimeAddictANN69 wrote:

don't be a racist (or whatever name calling they are using now a day)

try to talk to the demon..

use this


dont use ouija boards. if you have no basis for communication then you will simply have no idea what entity you are interacting with. but, if you ask for a name, and then ask if it is lying, you might get an answer....that you likely wont know what to do with.
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Posted 10/26/16

AnimeAddictANN69 wrote:

don't be a racist (or whatever name calling they are using now a day)

try to talk to the demon..

use this



Ask it if it likes anime.
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Posted 10/26/16

Dogempire wrote:



Ask it if it likes anime.


i was thinking about that

since it might be the siblings from graves of the fireflies
https://myanimelist.net/anime/578/Hotaru_no_Haka
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Posted 10/29/16
If "unconventional" faiths still work on demons, I don't need to resort to Pastafarianism. Thanks to Discordianism, I'm a pope, and so can you!.
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Posted 10/29/16
Excuse me, I just need to go don my full pirate regalia, and I shall be ready to exorcise the demons!!
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Posted 10/29/16
Pretty much, I would use other things to get that monster out of my place. No flying spaghetti monster bible or any part thereof needed. I'm not exactly sure if I could ever get my hands on one of those things, but in any case I have quite a lot of things at my disposal to tell that demon to buzz off unless they pay the rent. So just talk that demon or whatever that they are not welcomed barding in like that.
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Posted 6/13/17
hahahhahahahahha yes
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Sure.
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I'd let it stick around as long as it helped out around the house.
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Posted 20 days ago
Charge it rent? Hell no, I'd sell tickets.
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Posted 19 days ago
It really depends on the demon in question. Telling it to pay the rent seems closer to my reaction.
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Posted 19 days ago
Heck yeah! All bow down to the flying spaghetti monster!
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