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I can prove it. 1948 Israel was created, in the bible it says fig tree reference and a generation of 40 years, Nirvana started in 1987, one year of head start. So if you take 1948 - 1988 = 40. Also Kurt Cobain looks alot like Jesus. And he lived in cheap motels, the only reason he bought a house was because Courtney convinced him and he felt bad about it.



I think he sang his love and sorrow for us through his songs, you could feel the clouds of heaven saving us through them. And he died from 1987 to 1994 = 7 years since he joined Nirvana. Thats 7 years.

I am also gonna support gay marriage because he said this.


We need to spread the word that Jesus has been reborned through Kurt, and that the Clouds of Heaven has set us up to be saved through his love of songs and the sorrow he shared with us, to learn from and to be judged by our good nature until death.
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2.5/10 for effort

I've seen better shit from you man.
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2.5/10 for effort

I've seen better shit from you man.


But i seriously believe it though. I consider Nirvana as a ministry, 7 year with Kurt Cobain. 7 being a lucky number. I think he was a good person.
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Delete this thread and try again. You're better than this.
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Although to be fair they did discuss jewish state in 1947 in terms of preparation of the state itself by UN or more or less pulled out and made one arab and one jewish, so this seem to be some preparation in 1987 with Nirvana. I will go to church and thank Kurt for what he has done, great talented musician. I wish him all the best
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Let it die man. Just..let it die. Don't let this thread consume you.
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Matthew 24: 27 -28: For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather.

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Or USA also have black vultures. Either way its good ^^
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I'm cringing. Stop.
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AlastorCrow wrote:

I'm cringing. Stop.


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TIL Nirvana has more songs other than Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Also, Kurt Cobain is a dude and not a suicidal chick with a raspy voice?
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Interesting detail about Kobain and Nirvana - most fans know literally 2 of his songs. They're usually very off-put when they listen to the rest.

It's not that it was all bad, but most of it was incredibly incoherent and repetitive and when they realize they can't understand the lyrics like they can in Smells Like Teen Spirit they don't seem to enjoy it as much xD

It's okay, I enjoy numerous artists that were on too many drugs to speak actual words. Jean Frusciante is one of my favorite guitarists in the entire universe, even when he sings in coordination with it, so I can give Kobain a pass I suppose.
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Um, you're forgetting one glaring fact that would totally contradict your theory, not that it isn't a crackpot one already. Kurt Cobain died by suicide, something that is considered a sin in Christianity. If he really was the second coming of Christ, he wouldn't have committed such an act.
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