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good question, still trying to figure that one out myself but I think a (maybe) better question is "how do ask you someone out on a date without looking or feeling like an @$$...." : | (thats a big one for me)
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Breadsticks & Chill.


Seriously, this should be a thing! (▔∀▔)
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Ask them if they want to check out a puppy in your parents basement, and then mention something about a mustache ride or something.

At least that's what my dad taught me. Hasn't worked for me yet, but I must be doing it wrong. Maybe I'm forgetting something.


Hmmm....are you Hugh Hefner's son?


My granddad's hero.

So... ummm... do you like puppies?
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adairjoseph1973 wrote:


1stladyent wrote:


adairjoseph1973 wrote:

Ask them if they want to check out a puppy in your parents basement, and then mention something about a mustache ride or something.

At least that's what my dad taught me. Hasn't worked for me yet, but I must be doing it wrong. Maybe I'm forgetting something.


Hmmm....are you Hugh Hefner's son?


My granddad's hero.

So... ummm... do you like puppies?


I was about to say yes, I like puppies....that are not cooped up in basements.

Then I remembered a girl at my office was asking around with that same question. She managed to get someone to believe there was one in her car. She and that person never came back to work.
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1stladyent wrote:


adairjoseph1973 wrote:


1stladyent wrote:



My granddad's hero.

So... ummm... do you like puppies? :sweatingbullets:



I was about to say yes, I like puppies....that are not cooped up in basements.


Set my puppy free...


Then I remembered a girl at my office was asking around with that same question. She managed to get someone to believe there was one in her car. She and that person never came back to work. :lol:


I wonder what they were doing... in a car... skipping work...
The copy machine in the supply room thanks them for using the car...
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lorreen wrote:


nanikore2 wrote:

Do people realize that OP was asking how to do it on Crunchyroll?


That's not what he said. While he might have just left out the "on," I believe he was using "Crunchroll" as way to say "you Crunchyroll users."


Correct
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I had a friend in high school who used to joke around and say he would go to Sonic and order the foot-long hotdog. He'd then remove the hotdog itself from the buns, roll down his window a few inches, hang the hotdog out the window and cruise around Sonic...

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to even ask how many times he did it and if it ever worked I was like, dude, for real???
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adairjoseph1973 wrote:


1stladyent wrote:


I was about to say yes, I like puppies....that are not cooped up in basements.


Set my puppy free...


Then I remembered a girl at my office was asking around with that same question. She managed to get someone to believe there was one in her car. She and that person never came back to work. :lol:


I wonder what they were doing... in a car... skipping work...
The copy machine in the supply room thanks them for using the car... :lol:


My guess is as good as yours.

I would be thankful as well, the copy/supply room is actually full-glass and in the center of the office, so if they actually went to "see the puppy" in there, everyone would see.

Hmmm...now that I think about it, maybe you should try a different animal? Maybe puppies don't work if a guy says it. Maybe a jackalope or wombat or something. That could be why it hasn't worked for you?
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I don't.


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I would be thankful as well, the copy/supply room is actually full-glass and in the center of the office, so if they actually went to "see the puppy" in there, everyone would see.


That would have been hilarious. And extremely awkward. But so hilarious.


Hmmm...now that I think about it, maybe you should try a different animal? Maybe puppies don't work if a guy says it. Maybe a jackalope or wombat or something. That could be why it hasn't worked for you?[


So it's gotta be the puppy, huh? Definitely the puppy. It probably works better with something about the mustache ride, but i'm cool with a wombat or kangaroo as my wingman. We'll score some plunder from down under.
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Posted 11/5/16

as a friend to hang out or as potential date?

it will vary

but it will start with a question either way
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I just plainly ask, there's nothing good about playing a hide n seek ^_^
I ask, if its no its no..
If yes then we go from there ^^
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Posted 11/5/16
throw 'em in the trunk of your car.....

works fer me.
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Posted 11/5/16
Hey baby you want some date? Get in the van
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So you enter their house in the middle of the night and use a tranquilizer to keep them quiet, stuff them into the back of an unmarked van with misappropriated plates, take them out to a secluded cabin and secure them in some sort of 'love nest' which they cannot escape?
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