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saksiss wrote:

Dude, Australia is fucking awesome. If there's anything that should deter you, it is our government.


Nah, I'm gonna saying it's bank robbers armed with saltwater crocs...

https://youtu.be/y5IJjzonjNc

You can't make this shit up...
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Posted 27 days ago , edited 27 days ago

MysticGon wrote:


saksiss wrote:

Dude, Australia is fucking awesome. If there's anything that should deter you, it is our government.


Nah, I'm gonna saying it's bank robbers armed with saltwater crocs...

https://youtu.be/y5IJjzonjNc

You can make this shit up...


Tbh that sounds pretty awesome xD





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saksiss wrote:

Dude, Australia is fucking awesome. If there's anything that should deter you, it is our government.


Ok, dude, how is this an argument against the point the OP is making?


I seriously need to explain it to you?

The picture states they won't want to come to Australia because of the wildlife. I say that there are worse things than that. Simple.
I'm sure you'll reply stating that I don't understand the OP. Just don't bother.
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saksiss wrote:

Dude, Australia is fucking awesome. If there's anything that should deter you, it is our government.


So the giant lizards and venomous bloodsuckers wear suites, just like everywhere else?
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qwueri wrote:


saksiss wrote:

Dude, Australia is fucking awesome. If there's anything that should deter you, it is our government.


So the giant lizards and venomous bloodsuckers wear suites, just like everywhere else?


Nar but the flies and the mosquitos are suited an booted.
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qwueri wrote:


saksiss wrote:

Dude, Australia is fucking awesome. If there's anything that should deter you, it is our government.


So the giant lizards and venomous bloodsuckers wear suites, just like everywhere else?


Well not suits per se, this was a picture taken in the parliament building.

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i saw roughly three of the kangaroos in the suburbs, unfortunately the poor things had been hit by cars and shoved to the side of the road. it is unusual to see the kangaroos go that far into the suburbs. the best place to see kangaroos is the little desert in Victoria, you've got to go when the sun is going down, gorgeous sight, even saw some emu's.
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I grew up in Healesville on a 30 acre property where my parents bred ponies. Get Kangaroos there all the time, just outside the house. Really annoying if you walked home at night, had to make sure to watch out for them.
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Well, have to admire the restraint, this's the first "F-- Australia" thread in Internet history that HASN'T yet mentioned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEL_BT_Z6Yg
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Do you know more people die because of cows than sharks



I wouldn't want to be the poor sap in the news that got reported as killed by a cow... How embarrassing is that?!
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Posted 27 days ago , edited 27 days ago

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Midnightspell wrote:


Do you know more people die because of cows than sharks



I wouldn't want to be the poor sap in the news that got reported as killed by a cow... How embarrassing is that?!


That would be udderly embarassing. The news outlets would probably milk the story for all that it's worth.

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It would be embrassing , just like this one
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Dogempire wrote:

That would be udderly embarassing. The news outlets would probably milk the story for all that it's worth.

Hey, let's steer clear of shameless cow puns now, wouldn't want anyone to start no beef with you.
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iriomote wrote:


Dogempire wrote:

That would be udderly embarassing. The news outlets would probably milk the story for all that it's worth.

Hey, let's steer clear of shameless cow puns now, wouldn't want anyone to start no beef with you.


Look what I've started, a cowtastrophic stampede of cow puns...
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iriomote wrote:


Dogempire wrote:

That would be udderly embarassing. The news outlets would probably milk the story for all that it's worth.

Hey, let's steer clear of shameless cow puns now, wouldn't want anyone to start no beef with you.


That would just be useless fodder.
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Posted 27 days ago

DeadlyOats wrote:


iriomote wrote:


Dogempire wrote:

That would be udderly embarassing. The news outlets would probably milk the story for all that it's worth.

Hey, let's steer clear of shameless cow puns now, wouldn't want anyone to start no beef with you.


Look what I've started, a cowtastrophic stampede of cow puns...


Did you realize you've made a gravy mis-steak?

Either way, let's not make moo many cow puns, udderwise we'll regret it.

Maybe we should cownt how many puns we've made and stop at 20.

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