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I'd wear armor that human teeth can't pierce, and laugh at all the idiots running around in shorts and a t-shirt waiting to die.
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Aww yea! First thing I’d do would raid a gun store, grab a shotgun, and pistol. Nothing too huge you know, just the right size to not weigh me down. Also, would be sure to have a super blunt object around for you know smashing things. Then, I'd stock up on a lot of gasoline for traveling around. Hopefully maybe find a sane group who could pull their own weight because being alone would suck. If not, and that was out of the picture, I’d knock one of them zombies over, slice one open, and rub their guts on me. Then I’d blend in with them, and everything will be all right for a lil’ while til it rains probably. I’d assume anyone who isn’t a zombie is hostile, and most likely keep my distance. Yep I watch too much Walking Dead.

Realistically, surely a zombie apocalypse won’t ever happen. I really hope not. Seriously, it’s just a matter of time in that type of world til’ something death threatening happens…


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I'd go to the frozen north . Without a circulatory system they'd freeze and wouldn't be able to move.
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I'd pray to Jesus to have mercy on me for my subservience.
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Area 52! Safest area ever.
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Research what "zombie rules" this apocalypse is following.

Besides the various reasons why zombies themselves are impossible, a zombie apocalypse is impossible because if humans fighting zombies have a kill:death ratio higher than 1, there's no "apocalypse" and it'll be contained very quickly. If the zombies work the way they do in most fiction, there's no way that happens, not even with the fast ones - police, military, and civilian gun owners would get good enough numbers to outweigh all the people too fat, old, young or disabled to kill any zombies before they go.

In which case, the zombies must be following different rules to the ones they normally go by in zombie fiction. Maybe there's a specific part of the brain you have to kill. Maybe they're not just fast, they also have super strength. Maybe the virus is airborne and you should be more worried about that than zombie bites. Whatever it is, I need to find out, and adjust whatever survival strategy I have in mind accordingly.

Or, maybe the zombies are just somehow winning anyway in defiance of all realism, like they do in the films. In which case I'm even more certain than I'd otherwise be that none of this is really happening; I say "simulation: terminate" to the empty room around me to see if that does anything, and if it doesn't then I still adjust my survival strategy to take into account that I'm probably in some sense not in the real world, and try to be exactly the right amount of genre savvy (being too genre savvy in a horror movie gets you killed).
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Hmm...I'd go quarantine myself somewhere if it's within my ability, get guns, if its within my ability, and eat, i'm taking cats and dogs with me!
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SirBacon12 wrote:

I'd have no interest in just surviving for the hell of it in that type of world, so I'd probably take my own life tbh.


A comment I can agree with.

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Rowan93 wrote:

Research what "zombie rules" this apocalypse is following.

Besides the various reasons why zombies themselves are impossible, a zombie apocalypse is impossible because if humans fighting zombies have a kill:death ratio higher than 1, there's no "apocalypse" and it'll be contained very quickly. If the zombies work the way they do in most fiction, there's no way that happens, not even with the fast ones - police, military, and civilian gun owners would get good enough numbers to outweigh all the people too fat, old, young or disabled to kill any zombies before they go.

In which case, the zombies must be following different rules to the ones they normally go by in zombie fiction. Maybe there's a specific part of the brain you have to kill. Maybe they're not just fast, they also have super strength. Maybe the virus is airborne and you should be more worried about that than zombie bites. Whatever it is, I need to find out, and adjust whatever survival strategy I have in mind accordingly.

Or, maybe the zombies are just somehow winning anyway in defiance of all realism, like they do in the films. In which case I'm even more certain than I'd otherwise be that none of this is really happening; I say "simulation: terminate" to the empty room around me to see if that does anything, and if it doesn't then I still adjust my survival strategy to take into account that I'm probably in some sense not in the real world, and try to be exactly the right amount of genre savvy (being too genre savvy in a horror movie gets you killed).


Well said Rowan I completely agree with your theory. Surely, if the zombie virus was contagious, and perhaps one non-infected unluckily got blood in the eye for example. That instance is definitely reasonable cause for some paranoia in that type of zombie world. Reference from the movie
In all honesty, blood and guts make me light headed as hell when you know witnessing a surgery for instance. I'd probably pass out from my first kill of head-shotting one up close, then get eaten up from my loss of consciousness if more than one were close by in a contagious world filled with zombies. Brutal lifestyle of living in that type of world without a doubt.
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nukadude wrote:


Spireite wrote:

To the pub and wait for it all to blow over.







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DirtyDomicio wrote:


nukadude wrote:


Spireite wrote:

To the pub and wait for it all to blow over.







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Thank you sir.
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I'd tell my family I love them and leave to live on the fringe killing anyone or thing seemingly dangerous that got close to them. With the corpses looted, I'd put care packages together and going unnoticed; drop them off.

After 3 months they'd get one last package with a weapon signed "Joaba". My medication will have run out, I won't be needing it anymore.
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wouldn't u inject urself w/ some kind of disease?
like in WWZ
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I have a coworker who keeps saying the zombie apocalypse is around the corner and has survival stuff shipped to the office on a regular basis, so um... his house.
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I to be honest, I wouldn't last long. My family is big and i wouldnt be able to leave anyone behind.
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