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kingboom777 wrote:

mmh delicious salt i love it


Oh, dude.... you just made me choke off my popcorn.

No, seriously, I was seriously scrolling through this thread eating popcorn.

That's not a joke and it wasn't planned to be. In fact, I'm only just now realizing how hilarious it is.
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Stay tuned......Season Four.....Orange is the new Hillary..........soon on Netflix..................pre-2020 release sponsored by the Clinton Foundation............................................ (or not)
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Rujikin wrote:
Post all of your Hillary butt hurt here so all can see!




i like this one

like the typical hypocrites who pretend to be civilized when they are getting what they want ..but when they don't.

they will be out for blood

‘People Have to Die’: Anti-Trump Protester Calls For Violence on Clinton News Network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxM8zwnJPF0

the election is over.. life goes on.

so get back to work and start paying taxes -- medical insurance premium went up for 2017-

there are too many things to worry about on each person's plate already


I never saved it unfortunately... But one of the best ones were as follows:

This guy was looking for a place to move to after this election. He only wanted to move to countries that had good internet access and that spoke English ("White" countries). His main concern was being able to have a good internet connection so he can bring his gaming rig with him and continue playing games. He was not interested in learning a new language but at the same time he was calling Trump a racist, xenophobe, etc etc. He said he had a wife and said that she wouldn't mind moving anywhere just to get away from Trump, a little later someone asked if he consulted with his wife and he said she never did (Never answered if he would divorce her or not if she didn't agree).

His #1 concern was getting away from Trump so he can sit back and play video games. He doesn't even care what his wife thought he just thought about himself. He only wanted to move to white English nation while calling Trump a racist xenophobe. It's like these people are completely oblivious that they themselves are the nutjobs.


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Hypocrites Complain and criticize when Trump says he won't accept the results of the election. They lose the election and now proceed to cry foul.

Link. https://twitter.com/CameronComeau16/status/795754681951776768?lang=en
"How did we let these clowns come this close to presidency" asks a nation on its 6th month of mourning a gorilla


Don't forget:

Trumpers: The system is rigged against us! WE DEMAND CHANGE!
Liberals: THE SYSTEM IS NOT RIGGED YOUR JUST MAD YOUR GOING TO LOSE!1!1!1

Trump: I won!!!
Liberals: THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED WE HAVE TO RIOT AND THREATEN TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT!!!
Trumpers: The system is indeed rigged but threatening the president is a class E felony you know?
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HolyDrumstick wrote:


kingboom777 wrote:

mmh delicious salt i love it


Oh, dude.... you just made me choke off my popcorn.

No, seriously, I was seriously scrolling through this thread eating popcorn.

That's not a joke and it wasn't planned to be. In fact, I only just now realizing how hilarious it is.


lol sry you almost choked.
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I love the concept of this thread because pretty much everyone is contributing to its point in one way or another.

Right wingers post hilarious salt from other websites

Left wingers create their own hilarious salt just for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E


I know it's golden. It's a self sustaining loop of lulz, salt, and memes. I learned how to create myself a strong meme factory from my dad.

My father was a meme mogul. He got in on the ground floor during the original meme boom and made money hand over fist. We wanted for nothing as children. Ours was the house all the neighborhood kids wanted to hang out at, with our yuge swimming poor and all the latest videogame systems.

I know I was my father's favorite. He swore til the day he died that my first word was "Pepe." On my fifth birthday, he gave me my own rare Pepe. I was a little miffed at receiving a gift I couldn't open and play with, but even as a child, I knew it was something special. The Pepe had been created by a schizophrenic nun (the pastor call her possessed) who was burned for witchcraft shortly after the Pepe had been found among her effects. My father, posing as a Vatican exorcist, offered to "take care of the problem" for the church.

Then the memeconomy crashed in 2009. Our president at the time began posting cringeworthy photos of himself drinking beer and doing goofy things like playing with lightsabers. Understandably, Chinese investors got spooked and started dumping meme options, leading to a world recession in memes. We lost everything. Mom left. We had to move into a smaller house. Dad had to sell all the Pepes in his vault just to stay afloat. I did what I could, lying about my age so I could get a part time job at 12. When we hit our lowest, I gave my dad the birthday Pepe from my childhood to sell and put food on the table for one more week.

I was in my first semester of college, working towards an Italian Renaissance Art degree, when my father passed away suddenly. I put my course credits on hold and returned home to deal with the funeral arrangements and be with the last of my family. There was no money, but the inheritance did include one safety deposit box that I never knew my dad kept. It was left solely to me, and I soon discovered why. Inside was my birthday Pepe.

I was struggling financially more than ever, and I had no choice but to sell it. It was a godsend, really, that my father had kept it. I paid off the burial fees, and had enough left over to pay for some tuition. I returned to college, but something inside me had changed. Against the advice of my counselor, I changed my major to Memeconomics. They said the market would never recover, but I couldn't help but follow in my father's footsteps. I spent my summers travelling all across 4chan looking for Pepes to flip, then started shorting memes on reddit. When I graduated, I was still broke, but I had a respectable portfolio of Pepes and a diverse holding of dank memes.

My outlook seemed bleak, but I had a drive and a desire. I made a living, but not without a hard day's work. When Donald Trump announced his bid for presidency, it was like I hit the jackpot. My Pepes were suddenly worth more money than I'd ever seen in my life. But what was even more amazing, is that it wasn't liquidating my Pepes that made me money, it was my know-how of meme markets. Everyone wanted my advice and my time. I was in demand, and when I got tired of making other people rich, I started my own meme investment firm. Today I'm head honcho, and I'm poised to make a very large purchase before this year's election, because I'm going to buy back my birthday Pepe, and I'm going to be richer than I've ever been before.

So rest assured, centipedes. I've had quite the horse in this race. I memed Donald Trump straight into the White House. I will have the largest Pepe empire this world has ever seen. Who knows, with all the wealth and power I accrue during Donald Trump's booming memeconomy, maybe I'll run for president next?
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No thank you, if your OP contains content like this right out the gate the thread is clearly not going to serve anything positive. Locked and closed.
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