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A girl goes to church to confess....
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Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl : "But father, he had AIDS!"

Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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Nothing is more depressing than the misusage and ignorance of my previous internet culture.

I just can't seem to move on.
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Well then.
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It might actually be funny if that kind of sexual abuse didn't actually occur in Catholic churches and schools....
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reminds me of when magilou "confesses" to a priest in tales of berseria
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BlackRose0607 wrote:

It might actually be funny if that kind of sexual abuse didn't actually occur in Catholic churches and schools....


True,i felt instant feeling of disgust for someone making fun of something like this.:crazy:
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Posted 11/13/16 , edited 11/13/16

Jan- wrote:


BlackRose0607 wrote:

It might actually be funny if that kind of sexual abuse didn't actually occur in Catholic churches and schools....


True,i felt instant feeling of disgust for someone making fun of something like this.:crazy:


how do you feel about 9/11 jokes or other jokes of traumatic nature?
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I thought priest were more into little boys.
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Ryulightorb wrote:


Jan- wrote:


BlackRose0607 wrote:

It might actually be funny if that kind of sexual abuse didn't actually occur in Catholic churches and schools....


True,i felt instant feeling of disgust for someone making fun of something like this.:crazy:


how do you feel about 9/11 jokes or other jokes of traumatic nature?


I feel sad mostly,for the victims and for the disturbing human mind finding such things funny.
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Posted 11/13/16

Jan- wrote:


Ryulightorb wrote:


Jan- wrote:


BlackRose0607 wrote:

It might actually be funny if that kind of sexual abuse didn't actually occur in Catholic churches and schools....


True,i felt instant feeling of disgust for someone making fun of something like this.:crazy:


how do you feel about 9/11 jokes or other jokes of traumatic nature?


I feel sad mostly,for the victims and for the disturbing human mind finding such things funny.


It's normal to find the horrific and ugly side of humanity funny
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