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I killed a spider...
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I was laying in bed, minding my own spider-business. When the light from my TV illuminated the body of a lil spider dangling from mah ceiling.

I promptly reach up and smoosheded him. Now he is dead.

"But Spider-Man..." you might day "isn't it wrong for you to kill a spider?!"

And the truth is... no... no it's not wrong... because if a person broke into your home, like this spider broke into mine... you could and should kill them too.

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You have done humanity a great service. You deserve a metal.
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HeartDisease wrote:

You have done humanity a great service. You deserve a metal.


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An urban legend says that you swallow an obscene amount of spiders during your sleep over the course of your lifetime. Does this mean you're a cannibal?
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thekevin4 wrote:


HeartDisease wrote:

You have done humanity a great service. You deserve a metal.




Here ya go:
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Cool story bro.
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It's dead....or is it...WooooOOOOOooooOOO
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I killed a spider too. Guilty till the day I die. I'm not a bit ashamed either those things are too creepy. I commend the spider protectors.
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I don't kill spider. And if they break my house I take them and put outside and be sure they are safe.
Then get inside my house and break their house :sweat:
Anyway that's your opinion for the spiders.
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my spidey senses are tingling
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The ghost of that spider will haunt you forever. Whenever you feel something crawling on you but it turns out to be nothing, it's really all the bugs you murdered over your lifetime.
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Huh, no wonder it rained.


thekevin4 wrote:


HeartDisease wrote:

You have done humanity a great service. You deserve a metal.




Ahem..."Wealth and fame", I believe we're supposed to IGNORE them?
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rip in peace spidey chan
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RedExodus wrote:

rip in peace spidey chan


This image.... not sure how I feels about it...
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