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Face it, a lot of fighting women in anime tend to have big boobs.


http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoobsOfSteel


Yet what are the combat implicated for these mounds of fat in real life? For example, would C cups provide 35% protection against melee attacks, thus requiring precise blows (In the nipple area most likely) to do any damage, like armored thugs in Batman? Would unleashing the full nudity of the breast give women a combat advantage as latent hypnotism? Or can you use boobs are a covert assassination tool to suffocate important figures?

I for one, think that if science has anything to say, boobs are not as innocent or as lovely as they appear. In fact, they seem rather dangerous. Who knows, in the future, women will have acid lactations that allows them to sever arms with a spray of acid.

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I'm pretty sure it only works that way in anime.
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DrunkKanti wrote:

I'm pretty sure it only works that way in anime.


http://www.crunchyroll.com/keijo/videos
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Keijo?
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The Greek Amazons preferred going without, for technical advantage.
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Battle of the butts.
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Sorry to disappoint you, but they're actually worse for protection. Consider boob plates: boob plates, say if I was to wear one. Armor is made to deflect blows and absorb shock. Contrary to what you might think, our boobs jiggle because they are bad at absorbing shock, good shock absorbents won't vibrate or move. When we have boob plates, the surface area provides little shock absorption, and so the boobs become a weak point on the breast plate, and will even give whomever is smacking their club or sword or whatever into our chests a great chance of shattering our entire ribcage and smashing the boob plates to pieces and probably would kill us instantly. Boobs are best in combat in one fashion, tucked away comfortably under a flat, steel chest plate like the men. Sorry to spoil the fun of your imagination.
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ClothStatue wrote:

Sorry to disappoint you, but they're actually worse for protection. Consider boob plates: boob plates, say if I was to wear one. Armor is made to deflect blows and absorb shock. Contrary to what you might think, our boobs jiggle because they are bad at absorbing shock, good shock absorbents won't vibrate or move. When we have boob plates, the surface area provides little shock absorption, and so the boobs become a weak point on the breast plate, and will even give whomever is smacking their club or sword or whatever into our chests a great chance of shattering our entire ribcage and smashing the boob plates to pieces and probably would kill us instantly. Boobs are best in combat in one fashion, tucked away comfortably under a flat, steel chest plate like the men. Sorry to spoil the fun of your imagination.


That's okay. So basically the transfer of motional energy through one object through another? I think I understand why absorption is so important. For example, if the car didn't presumably crumble, the force would go through the metal frame and presumably cause many an injury.
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Smaller targets
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Just show it in the middle of battle to distract the men. I believe Kunoichi did this?
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uncletim wrote:


Smaller targets


Flat or small girls tend to be mages from my experience. Something about no boobs tend to make one's int stat much higher. In fact, Einstein was very flat chested, and he was a mage.
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Dark_Alma wrote:

Just show it in the middle of battle to distract the men. I believe Kunoichi did this?


Please tell me the anime.
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ClothStatue wrote:

Sorry to disappoint you, but they're actually worse for protection. Consider boob plates: boob plates, say if I was to wear one. Armor is made to deflect blows and absorb shock. Contrary to what you might think, our boobs jiggle because they are bad at absorbing shock, good shock absorbents won't vibrate or move. When we have boob plates, the surface area provides little shock absorption, and so the boobs become a weak point on the breast plate, and will even give whomever is smacking their club or sword or whatever into our chests a great chance of shattering our entire ribcage and smashing the boob plates to pieces and probably would kill us instantly. Boobs are best in combat in one fashion, tucked away comfortably under a flat, steel chest plate like the men. Sorry to spoil the fun of your imagination.


That's okay. So basically the transfer of motional energy through one object through another? I think I understand why absorption is so important. For example, if the car didn't presumably crumble, the force would go through the metal frame and presumably cause many an injury.


Right, it's mostly of surface area, less surface area=less shock absorption, thus boob armor makes weakpoints at that area in the armor, and so the armor is more fragile and then bye bye boobies.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:

Just show it in the middle of battle to distract the men. I believe Kunoichi did this?


Please tell me the anime.


i think thats more real life then a anime also think ninja's were more focused on intelligence and sabtoge with the occasional assassination then combat if my understanding is on the subject is correct
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