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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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A cop pulls a man over. "your eyes are red. You been drinkin?" "Your eyes are glazed, officer. You been eatin' donuts."
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
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What's the difference between jam and jelly? (I apologize in advance for this one)
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Posted 11/25/16

Artlicker wrote:

i regret making this


Now you know how your mom felt.


Ba dum tiss
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Trump's choices for his administration.
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Rujikin wrote:


Artlicker wrote:

i regret making this


Now you know how your mom felt.


Ba dum tiss


i knew a your mom joke was coming
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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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Alisha_Diphda wrote:

What's brown and sticky?


I laughed at this a lot more than I should have...
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Posted 11/28/16
Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Venezuela's Economy
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