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When is it wrong to slap a chicken
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21 / M / Bundaberg, Queens...
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Posted 11/27/16 , edited 11/27/16
Like when is it wrong i have grown up all my life in a country town and i think slapping a chicken is justified.

They have feathers to lower the impact damage and it feels just so good and i mean literally they are made to be eaten.
Have you seen those damn chicken nuggets? fucking delight in my tummy they are have you seen those EXTRA large eggs.
Goes great on your toast.
When you beat them they run faster and it makes the meat taste better y'know?
Got to beat the meat for that taste.

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Posted 11/27/16 , edited 11/27/16
What?
Posted 11/27/16 , edited 11/27/16
Why you beating your meat?...
Posted 11/27/16 , edited 11/27/16
I wouldn't let you near my chickens >.>.
Posted 11/27/16 , edited 11/27/16
He's talking about choking the chicken
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Posted 11/27/16 , edited 11/27/16
When they lawfully cross the road.
Posted 11/29/16 , edited 11/30/16
Poor chicken :c
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Posted 11/29/16 , edited 11/30/16
THATS A ROOSTER U IMBECILE
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Posted 11/29/16 , edited 11/30/16
Fun fact: a male rooster is also known as a COCK
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21 / F
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Posted 11/30/16 , edited 11/30/16
You lost me after the picture
Posted 11/30/16 , edited 11/30/16
I slap my cock all of the time
Posted 11/30/16 , edited 11/30/16
Lol all those poor chickens.
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Posted 11/30/16 , edited 12/1/16
Now im starting to wonder if chickens are masochists i guess they love to be beat'in and eat'in ,u get my drift.
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21 / F / FL
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Posted 4/22/17 , edited 4/22/17
only when its pregnant
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Posted 4/24/17 , edited 4/24/17
why would you do that in the first place?
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