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what is the DEADLIEST fart you ever had?
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Once i unloaded a silent one in a childrens classroom

it took about 2 days to excavate all the bodies, people were calling it Sandy Hook 2.0

if you ever had a DEADLY fart, what did u eat, what were you doing, and who did it effect ?!!!

I NEED to know, so that I too can eat that food, and also acquire this deadly power
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Traumatized my late dog so bad if you turned your bum towards him he'd run away.

Sometimes I wish i could go back in time and hit myself...
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I once saw my friends brother fart in their little brothers face...he threw up
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you are welcome
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Any anime fan knows the Japanese did fart jokes first, and better, than we lame, timid, attention-seeking gaijins could:
http://www.crunchyroll.com/folktales-from-japan/episode-23-the-farting-wife-the-cat-and-the-teapot-lid-chakurikakifu-594997
http://www.crunchyroll.com/folktales-from-japan/episode-32-the-rich-charcoal-maker-the-tree-that-grows-gold-the-priests-towel-610509

In fact, it's probably where he got the joke in the first place...Still, nice to see a few other FTJ fans on CR.
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@ Elk_Whisperer: I'm laughing so hard.
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I don't know. Nobody died.
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A few months ago I was detoxing and my farts smelled like death.
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I once had a fart in a math class that was are quick but loud one that honestly sounded like a rifle going off and the teacher stopped and comprehend what it was. My friend also had a glorious stinker in my music appreciation class it was quite loud and lasted a good 7-8 seconds the look on his face was pure euphoria and the teacher sent him to the office for it.
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My brother used to pretend to cup his farts towards my sister's face. Eventually she stopped reacting to it and like a year later my brother actually cupped a fart in my sister's face. She started gagging
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I can not remember any deadly farts of mine, but I sure as hell remember my dads. He has a very stereotypical dad farts, and the worse ones come when he drinks white coffee. Apparently, he has some kind of digestive issue with it, and it was so bad, that when me and my brother were living with him, he stopped drinking white coffee just for our sake. For someone who really liked big mochas, I'm sure it was a slap to the face to not be able to drink one of his favorite drinks without becoming a health hazard to everyone for a day.
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Vahvi wrote:

Traumatized my late dog so bad if you turned your bum towards him he'd run away.

Sometimes I wish i could go back in time and hit myself...


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Lance_Clemings wrote:

I can not remember any deadly farts of mine, but I sure as hell remember my dads. He has a very stereotypical dad farts, and the worse ones come when he drinks white coffee. Apparently, he has some kind of digestive issue with it, and it was so bad, that when me and my brother were living with him, he stopped drinking white coffee just for our sake. For someone who really liked big mochas, I'm sure it was a slap to the face to not be able to drink one of his favorite drinks without becoming a health hazard to everyone for a day.


Yes, that is true power

i dont think drinking only coffee makes farts smell bad tho
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