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Alcohol + chainsaw = New form of birth control
Posted 12/9/16
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Posted 12/9/16 , edited 12/9/16
He's married, he probably doesn't have much of a sex life to begin with anyways.

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Posted 12/9/16
What a dick.
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Posted 12/9/16 , edited 12/9/16

Dogempire wrote:

He's married, he probably doesn't have much of a sex life to begin with anyways.


So, ya know, when I was married I had a pretty active sex life. With my husband even.
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Posted 12/9/16

lorreen wrote:


Dogempire wrote:

He's married, he probably doesn't have much of a sex life to begin with anyways.


So, ya know, when I was married I had a pretty active sex life. With my husband even.


Well the guy is 49, I'm sure they won't go at it like a couple of 25 year olds will.

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Posted 12/9/16
"Accidentally" and "Penis" are two words that rarely go well together in the same sentence.


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Posted 12/9/16

runec wrote:

"Accidentally" and "Penis" are two words that rarely go well together in the same sentence.




It gets worse when you add more words.

Like "accidental penis burrito"

You're not sure what that is but you can still tell it's something you do not want.
Posted 12/9/16 , edited 12/9/16
Chainsaws are nasty, you can't really reattach body parts that are cut off with one because they kind of rip and tear more than they cut. I have a friend that's missing half a pinky and a ring finger because of one. Surprisingly(not) alcohol played a part in that also.
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Posted 12/9/16

octorockandroll wrote:


runec wrote:

"Accidentally" and "Penis" are two words that rarely go well together in the same sentence.




It gets worse when you add more words.

Like "accidental penis burrito"

You're not sure what that is but you can still tell it's something you do not want.


"accidentally penis microwavable burrito"



Posted 12/9/16
what an idiot
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Posted 12/9/16 , edited 12/9/16
Well, that blows.
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Posted 12/9/16
Alcohol and a chainsaw.... talk about losing your head.
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Posted 12/9/16
ok
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Posted 12/9/16
Stupidity is funny, because you never expect it.

I sure as hell laughed. Though if I was ether of them, I wouldn't. I'd ether run for my life if I was the penis chopper, because no matter how much of an accident it was, people are gonna go full Salem witch trials on my ass. If I was the penis chop-ied, as soon as I was able again, the first thing I would do is hunt that guy down to the ends of the earth and pray for his mercy that the police find him first, because I will be doing very horrible, yet still barely legal things to him. or not. Ether way, he better be long out of my sights.

Moral of the story, if your gonna consume drugs, just chill and enjoy life. Leave anything important till after your sober.
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Also congratulations, you won a Darwin award:D

http://www.darwinawards.com/
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