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Post Reply Your friend turns out to be a elf
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Not. This. Trend. Again.
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HAHAHAHAHa I can't stop laughing at this! You made my day! hahahahhahahahah
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Well, I hope its a girl. I have a thing for elf ladies...
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Awesome! I now have someone to make me some bows for hunting!
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I'd tell him he should know that I have been good this year. Also that I think he is a no good, tattle-telling snitch and should stop sitting on shelves all day. He needs to be more productive with his time.
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Posted 12/19/16

qualeshia3 wrote:

I don't know man. Communication will be complex.



All he does is grunts.

He doesnt talk during sex does he?
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wat
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Sadly, I'd be surprised by almost none of them. Between Wicca practitioners, Bi-polar adrenaline junkies, Emo manga artists, and a Christian fujoshi that ships literally anything she remotely likes, (the newest being Professor Kukui and Guzma...) the surprise factor of any of them being fey would be minimal at best. If any of them were, It would be the wiccans, they are the hottest and most likely. Though I don't remember any elves being 6 foot 6, wearing cat ear headbands, being paranoid of their weight (if your that huge, and your belly don't stick out past your boobs, your not fat, your big...) or having multiple children with multiple men without any of them finding out :P

I'd be more surprised if any of them couldn't tell me what an Absol is. :I
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Posted 12/19/16

Hmm?
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Posted 12/20/16

TopPercentRaticate wrote:

He doesnt talk during sex does he?



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needs a better trend this year....
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"My favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead!"
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Posted 12/20/16 , edited 12/20/16

qualeshia3 wrote:


TopPercentRaticate wrote:

He doesnt talk during sex does he?




Hahaha, yeah.
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I'd share some Silk nog with them.
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