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Post Reply Villager uses grenade to crack open walnuts for 25 years.
Posted 12/23/16
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16


Oh my. Well, that's some real "swords into plowshares" action I guess.


... Another said: "It's more stable than a Samsung phone."


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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
I'm amazed that he is still alive all those years.
Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
Does it have a lithium battery inside? No, then your fine.

It probably was a dud.
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
They just don't make things to last like they used to... If I tried cracking walnuts with my phone it would be busted in a matter of days.
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
dam thats reliable. 25 years
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
But can it crack deez nutz???
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Safer then a Samsung galaxy s7
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16

Potentsaliva wrote:

But can it crack deez nutz???


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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
Bet that friend wants it back now.

It's a collector's item. Nut cracking grenade.
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
I don't know why I thought said person used a live grenade to open every single walnut he'd ever opened.
I find it sad that I've come to expect stuff like that from people.
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
That is not a collector's item. I'm sure the local explosive ordnance disposal (EOD) took it some place, and blew it up with a piece of C-4. That is the only way to render an old unexploded munition safe.
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16

RpiesSPIES wrote:

I don't know why I thought said person used a live grenade to open every single walnut he'd ever opened.
I find it sad that I've come to expect stuff like that from people.


I admit, when I first saw the thread title I also imagined someone throwing a live grenade into a pile of walnuts as his technique for cracking them.
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
Fire in the whole(nuts)!
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Posted 12/23/16 , edited 12/23/16
But... that's a potato masher.

Anyway, while I wouldn't recommend using a grenade in the fashion this guy has been, appaprently the fuses in German grenades were typically only inserted right before entering combat, so there's a good chance this particular grenade doesn't have one. The head is still full of explosive material though, unless it's corroded away or gone inert over time.
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