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I Need A Girlfriend For Christmas!
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16
As you know, I am single. Yet each time I proposed marriage to a beautiful forum woman on the forums, I've been turned down. This will be my 20th Christmas here on Earth, and I don't want to spend it alone. I want to feel the warmth of someone snuggling besides me, of cooking hot cocoa, whilst being under a mistletoe! I want...a girlfriend! I written countless letters to santa asking for a girl to call "waifu". I've been overseas and afar searching for her. But alas, no girl will take me. As I am sitting here writing this, I thought I try one last time before I....before I...


Add me as a buddy if you are interested.


Sincerely, PeripheralVisionary.

Merry Christmas to you all!
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Her name is Coal.
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16

GrandMasterTime wrote:

Her name is Coal.

Is she hot?
Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16

iriomote wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

Her name is Coal.

Is she hot?


Yes, over 3000 degrees fahrenheit.
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16

GrandMasterTime wrote:


iriomote wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

Her name is Coal.

Is she hot?


Yes, over 3000 degrees fahrenheit.


She sounds steamy!
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16

iriomote wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

Her name is Coal.

Is she hot?


Shes red hot under the right conditions
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33 / M / England
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16
lmao
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16
I'm just gonna leave this here...
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16
such a lurker ^
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33 / M / England
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The lurking is strong with this one ^^ lol
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

Yes, over 3000 degrees fahrenheit.


She sounds steamy!

Sounds like a contender for best grill.

I think you should go for it. Don't believe the people telling you she's dirty. Sure, she may have been involved in some questionable incidents with miners, but I hear she's done a lot to come clean in recent years.
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16

iriomote wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

Yes, over 3000 degrees fahrenheit.


She sounds steamy!

Sounds like a contender for best grill.

I think you should go for it. Don't believe the people telling you she's dirty. Sure, she may have been involved in some questionable incidents with miners, but I hear she's done a lot to come clean in recent years.


Damn, thinking about this girl Coal is getting me rock hard!
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16
Have I got the girl for you. All you need is a PlayStation VR. Please make sure nobody is around when you take your pants off.
I'll just leave this here.

Note: This is not actually a dating sim or anything remotely close to it.
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Posted 12/24/16 , edited 12/24/16
somehow PV reminds me of this song....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsIOkbxTA9M
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