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Post Reply John Kerry, is he a Lizard Person?
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The reptilians are real and they are trying to destroy us! Ancient aliens just exposed them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5untX4JwGQg
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we should be able to trace back threw videos that are stored online to see when he first started behaving like this and find out roughly when he was replaced by a reptilian
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Indeed, It is a known fact in the inner circles that Reptilians often misinterpret changing human tradition with the times. Here he is doing a classic 1800's ballroom show-boat as it may. Those who filmed are no longer around to comment.


Man, all kidding aside he is just genuinely awful on all levels. There's a deep, primal revulsion to looking at his face. Like some long buried ancient instinct is trying to warn you of danger.

Ted Cruz being awful is like the one unifying thing all of America can agree on. We should hold him up as an object of bipartisan loathing to try and heal the wounds of the election season.

Posted 12/29/16

Dinosaurs lived on the earth for about 175,000,000 years.

Man has occupied earth for about 200,000 years.

Dinosaurs could have evolved into a sentient species within their first 500,000 years, become advanced enough to conquer space and leave the Earth behind. Then there would still be 174,500,000 years left between us and them. Plenty of time to erase most of their existence with volcanos, earthquakes, floods, mini ice ages, asteroid impacts. I think it would be pretty easy for and advanced race of lizards to observe and control us. Perhaps they are like ranchers waiting for the hungry lizard fleet to return and they have been keeping us plump and plentiful for their welcome home banquet. Never trust a reptile.
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Rujikin wrote:

The reptilians are real and they are trying to destroy us! Ancient aliens just exposed them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5untX4JwGQg


Ancient Aliens host sounds like a reptile himself .


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mxdan wrote:
Indeed, It is a known fact in the inner circles that Reptilians often misinterpret changing human tradition with the times. Here he is doing a classic 1800's ballroom show-boat as it may. Those who filmed are no longer around to comment.


Man, all kidding aside he is just genuinely awful on all levels. There's a deep, primal revulsion to looking at his face. Like some long buried ancient instinct is trying to warn you of danger.

Ted Cruz being awful is like the one unifying thing all of America can agree on. We should hold him up as an object of bipartisan loathing to try and heal the wounds of the election season.



I know right?! His complete lack of ability to interact with people and added fact that he's a politician means that something doesn't add up quite right. He totally seems like a person pretending to be a person. I'm just saying, but I wouldn't be surprised if he has some really dark secrets either haha.
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mxdan wrote:
I know right?! His complete lack of ability to interact with people and added fact that he's a politician means that something doesn't add up quite right. He totally seems like a person pretending to be a person. I'm just saying, but I wouldn't be surprised if he has some really dark secrets either haha.


He comes across like an Edgar Suit from Men in Black. >.>

But yeah, if "Ted Cruz" and "Secret Sex Dungeon Full Of Disembodied Feet" ever appear in a headline together my reaction would be "Yeah, that sounds about right".



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I think it would be pretty easy for and advanced race of lizards to observe and control us. Perhaps they are like ranchers waiting for the hungry lizard fleet to return and they have been keeping us plump and plentiful for their welcome home banquet. Never trust a reptile.


Encountering Cruz probably triggers a similar primal reaction as encountering a snake does. You can see his wife visibly wrestle with the instinct whenever he draws close.

Our early ancestors knew the danger and evolved such instincts accordingly in order to survive~
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Cruz probably triggers a similar primal reaction as encountering a snake does. You can see his wife visibly wrestle with the instinct whenever he draws close.


LOOOOL!!!

Stop you're killing me!!

Posted 12/29/16 , edited 12/29/16

runec wrote:

Cruz probably triggers a similar primal reaction as encountering a snake does. You can see his wife visibly wrestle with the instinct whenever he draws close.

Our early ancestors knew the danger and evolved such instincts accordingly in order to survive~


Are you suggesting that he beats his wife or something? That she flinches when he approaches like a dog? Is that your professional opinion? Do you often diagnose others based on little to no knowledge about their lives? When you do this, does it make you feel better about yourself?
Just curious.
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Are you suggesting that he beats his wife or something? That she flinches when he approaches like a dog? Is that your professional opinion? Do you often diagnose others based on little to no knowledge about their lives? When you do this, does it make you feel better about yourself?
Just curious.


For fuck sakes dude, give it a rest. Seriously.

And no, for the record, I am suggesting Ted Cruz is a lizard wearing someone else's skin and his wife knows it but is desperately trying to feign ignorance lest she be devoured.

Obviously.
Posted 12/29/16 , edited 12/29/16

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Xxanthar wrote:
Are you suggesting that he beats his wife or something? That she flinches when he approaches like a dog? Is that your professional opinion? Do you often diagnose others based on little to no knowledge about their lives? When you do this, does it make you feel better about yourself?
Just curious.


For fuck sakes dude, give it a rest. Seriously.

And no, for the record, I am suggesting Ted Cruz is a lizard wearing someone else's skin and his wife knows it but is desperately trying to feign ignorance lest she be devoured.

Obviously.


Give what a rest? Are you tired? Do you wish to nap? Would you like a pillow?

edit: a mint, perhaps?
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Xxanthar... Sometimes I cant tell if you're an ingenious troll or a sentient lamp post. But either way man you gotta chill out. This post is about as serious as Megan Fox's acting career. No need to get worked up over banter.
Posted 12/29/16

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Xxanthar... Sometimes I cant tell if you're an ingenious troll or a sentient lamp post. But either way man you gotta chill out sometimes. This post is about as serious as Megan Fox's acting career. No need to get worked up over banter.


I am chill.. very chill ATM. You guys decided to take stuff in a 'lizard people thread' seriously, not I. I'm just having some fun while I recover from this cold.
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I am chill.. very chill ATM. You guys decided to take stuff in a 'lizard people thread' seriously, not I. I'm just having some fun while I recover from this cold.


...where the fark did any of us give any indication we were taking this seriously? >.>

Or are you referring to you pretending to take it seriously to troll us just to be an ass?

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Or are you referring to you pretending to take it seriously to troll us just to be an ass?



To what are you referring?
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To what are you referring?


I'll take that as a yes. Let me just pencil you onto the list here under Lala then. -.-
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