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**How would I propose?
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18 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 6/22/11 , edited 6/22/11
I'd strike your Achilles tendon, force a leash on you, and pull you down the aisle while screaming at you in German. When it's time to say your vows, I'd spank you, yell, "ACHTUNG!", and force you to stammer vows in German, then destroy you right at the podium

I don't propose, I just forced you to get married
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Posted 6/22/11
One two three, marry me!
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