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octorockandroll wrote:

My biological need to shit. I hate it, it's the worst. Pissing only takes seconds, but shitting takes several minutes. Like are you kidding me? I could get so much more done in my life if I didn't have to shit. Plus it feels really gross. I can't stand the feeling of pushing a slimy, gross, shitty turd out of my ass. Oh and then there's toilet paper. We don't use it any other time than when we shit, but we still use over 50 pounds of it per year. We spend all that money and it's only ever used for a single bodily function, like are you kidding me? Our lives would be so much better if we didn't have to do this stuff. Fuck shitting. Shitting is fucking shit.


sexist

girls use toilet paper when they pee too


Do they? I was totally unaware of that. That's pretty embarrassing, but my point still stands, fuck shitting.
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When people don't know how to behave themselves in certain situations
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lot of stuff
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Superficial anything, arrogance, elitism, literally anything where you suffer from delusions of grandeur. (why this site is a bad mix for me.)
Keep it 100% people, no one gives a sh*t about anything you do especially if your personality is trash.
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People who won't get off their high horse.
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octorockandroll wrote:

My biological need to shit. I hate it, it's the worst. Pissing only takes seconds, but shitting takes several minutes. Like are you kidding me? I could get so much more done in my life if I didn't have to shit. Plus it feels really gross. I can't stand the feeling of pushing a slimy, gross, shitty turd out of my ass. Oh and then there's toilet paper. We don't use it any other time than when we shit, but we still use over 50 pounds of it per year. We spend all that money and it's only ever used for a single bodily function, like are you kidding me? Our lives would be so much better if we didn't have to do this stuff. Fuck shitting. Shitting is fucking shit.


I shit you not, some of my best ideas come from sitting on the throne.
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Posted 1/9/17

ironh19 wrote:


octorockandroll wrote:

My biological need to shit. I hate it, it's the worst. Pissing only takes seconds, but shitting takes several minutes. Like are you kidding me? I could get so much more done in my life if I didn't have to shit. Plus it feels really gross. I can't stand the feeling of pushing a slimy, gross, shitty turd out of my ass. Oh and then there's toilet paper. We don't use it any other time than when we shit, but we still use over 50 pounds of it per year. We spend all that money and it's only ever used for a single bodily function, like are you kidding me? Our lives would be so much better if we didn't have to do this stuff. Fuck shitting. Shitting is fucking shit.


I shit you not, some of my best ideas come from sitting on the throne.


Some of my weirdest forum poat ideas originate there as well.
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Posted 1/9/17 , edited 1/9/17
Being forced to buy expensive access codes for textbooks.
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Someone avoiding the truth or omitting it. Omitting is pretty much a different way of lying, it's still hiding the truth from the other person.


On top of lying to my face my brother and dad do this often when I call them on their BS. I hate it. My brother just walks away and deflects. My dad will get angry and start a ridiculous argument.


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When your waiting in a line and for some reason people get in your space up on your ass-Hello line aint moving any faster back the f up


This annoys me a lot too. And sometimes they'll stand right next to you instead of behind you. This a line people, there's no merging.


octorockandroll wrote:

My biological need to shit. I hate it, it's the worst. Pissing only takes seconds, but shitting takes several minutes. Like are you kidding me? I could get so much more done in my life if I didn't have to shit. Plus it feels really gross. I can't stand the feeling of pushing a slimy, gross, shitty turd out of my ass. Oh and then there's toilet paper. We don't use it any other time than when we shit, but we still use over 50 pounds of it per year. We spend all that money and it's only ever used for a single bodily function, like are you kidding me? Our lives would be so much better if we didn't have to do this stuff. Fuck shitting. Shitting is fucking shit.


Okay, this is an odd one. Never heard of someone who doesn't enjoy a good dump. Taking a shit is supposed to feel naturally comforting.

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Hearing people chewing makes me see red. God i hate it so much, close your damn mouth!
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- Walking behind slow people. I honestly don't feel like I'm walking that fast....they just seem super slow

- This may seem kinda mean, but my brother. Not all the time mind you. Sometimes he just goes through these phases when he sees me. It's like "Hmm....I think I'll annoy the fuck out of you and argue for no reason." Brotherly love at it's finest.

- When people don't dim their lights on their vehicle. I just love being blinded driving at night.

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When people email me at work, then proceed to call me, just to tell me they emailed me.
I've stopped answering ALL phone calls in the office. IDGAF if you're the CEO/President/VP/Director/Chairman/Big Kahuna/Head Cheese/etc. I see your damn email. If you would quit calling me, maybe I'd have time to answer it.

Also, when people feel anxious and restless in the elevator, because they feel the need to strike a conversation with me. Shut up. I'm ignoring you on purpose.

People who STOP in their tracks at the end of an escalator. GTFO the way or I will kick you with my whole foot.

A group of turd ass people who feel the need to walk in a straight line and take up the whole sidewalk. Seriously, you herd of sheep, people are coming from all directions, and you want to waste space with your stupid body in the way?

When people come to me at the office AFRAID to ask me a question for fear I would disapprove or reject their idea. Just ask me the damn question so I can find a solution!!

Those damn dudes that always try to push their mixtapes on you on the street. Seriously!! Where TF am I going to shove that CD in? Why are you not pushing your music ONLINE??? Why would you think that 70 year old scandinavian lady with a walking stick would want to accept your bootleg trap music??? Why would I even pay for your crap when you haven't shown me an inkling of talent or charisma on the street? Get correct with your marketing and do some R&D. This is 2017. Get online and get gigs.
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When I lose my train of thought, or mainly when I forget an idea that felt important but it was flushed from my hippocampus and I have absolutely no recall of it.

That really gets to me.
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Slow moving people and pretty much every time a customer asks me a question at work because its always something stupid like what time do you close, where is this item or how much is this item and if they just used their f*****g eyes they wouldnt need to ask, I've lost count of the amount of times that I've been asked where something is and they've been stood right in front of it
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people who go on a "correct language use" rant.

i have two degrees in linguistics. i don't give a rat's bottom is you misspell anything or use somewhat incorrect grammar, as long as you get your point across clearly.
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