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Your goal is to creep out the cashier as much as possible , what combination of items work best?
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A bra. Then make sure the cashier is male. Wait for awkwardness.
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ninjitsuko wrote:

Any fertilizer with N2H4O3 in it.
About 48 Mason jars (the large ones).
Enough rope for 48 mason jars.

Cashier will either refuse to sell it to you or report you to the police as you leave (since you'd have to show your government-issued ID).


That is a good idea to try and freak the cashier out, but the only thing is I'm pretty sure that ammonium nitrate, N2H4O3, fertilizer is a controlled substance and not easily available to get in stores. At least in large quantities with that exact chemical content. I worked at my local Home Depot store for a little over four years as my last job and I was a cashier and was outside at the Garden Registers quite often. People would ask us about fertilizers like that and we'd have to explain to them that we didn't carry them because of the health, safety and other risks associated with it. And customers would say that they couldn't find it anywhere else either.
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Big comfy couch disc set and lube

hah, only two items
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usuibj wrote:

Beads and lube.
And what if you''re walking out a sex shop? Those would be the typical items
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Vaseline, kitty litter and Twinkies.
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Rope
Garbage bags
Shovel
Rain ponchos
Knife
Bleach
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Doughnuts, doughnut holes and glue
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JessStar95 wrote:

Doughnuts, doughnut holes and glue

Wait what? ummmm

damn you won the internet tonight

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I mean, that works for all of three days. You kind of get used to it.
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Ya'll are weak.

Baby food, rat poison, and a "sorry for the loss of your newborn/son/daughter" card.

Also this game normally has a ban list and a few restrictions.

No acting like anything is out of the ordinary when checking out, and nothing blatantly sexual. Some versions also ban lotion, so you cannot buy lotion and say a my little pony cd.
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Kira0309 wrote:

Maxi pads, economy size toilet paper, bleach, lots of pain killers., several pairs of underwear, a couple of bottles of wine, a large tub of ice cream, and several tons of chocolate.


haha


Yep. That would make me go please don't explode
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JessStar95 wrote:

Doughnuts, doughnut holes and glue

Wait what? ummmm

damn you won the internet tonight

a copy and paste, its a fraud of the internet!
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derpcat12 wrote:

A bra. Then make sure the cashier is male. Wait for awkwardness.


That doesn't make every male cashier feel uncomfortable. Those will just charge your purchase as normal.
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A pregnancy test and a wire coat hanger.
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tkayt wrote:


derpcat12 wrote:

A bra. Then make sure the cashier is male. Wait for awkwardness.


That doesn't make every male cashier feel uncomfortable. Those will just charge your purchase as normal.


Well, I didn't have anything better in mind. It would just be awkward for a guy to have to bag someone's underwear. At least in my opinion.
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