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Your goal is to creep out the cashier as much as possible , what combination of items work best?
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A Happy Birthday Grandma Card, Denture cleaner, Flavored condoms.
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usuibj wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:


usuibj wrote:

Beads and lube.
And what if you''re walking out a sex shop? Those would be the typical items


Damn, I love anal beads....



Hmm............ not sure what I would get I guess.


Marry me.
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Lots of isopropyl, I mean everything in the store, and all the hydrogen peroxide. I buy from drug stores and grocery stores.
I had to show photos of my jarring taxidermy to buy these on a couple occasions.
Not sure what they thought I was going to do with it though.
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absolutely nothing.

I would just wander around the store for a while, walk up to the cashier with an empty cart, give them some money and leave.
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cheese grater
hot dogs
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ncs14 wrote:

cheese grater
hot dogs


That rude.
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Condoms and apple pie
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suiton20 wrote:

Condoms and apple pie


How is that creepy?
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Stuffed animal
Lollipops
Crayons
Rope
Heavy Duty Garbage Bags
A box of tissue

Expect a van to sit in front of your house for the next few months.
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my little pony dvd
my little pony toy
lube
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You are going to REGRET not putting any limits on those items.

All of the above plus a knife and gun to guard your load and a book titled "How to successfully flirt with the cashier and his/her spouse"

That's right, we're getting the cashier to call 911 REPEATEDLY.
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4 rolls of duct tape, beads, oil, 3 bottles of hot sauce and a literal pound of Viagra bottles.
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And I mean just regular beads, not anal beads.
Posted 1/7/17

BlackRose0607 wrote:

That is a good idea to try and freak the cashier out, but the only thing is I'm pretty sure that ammonium nitrate, N2H4O3, fertilizer is a controlled substance and not easily available to get in stores. At least in large quantities with that exact chemical content. I worked at my local Home Depot store for a little over four years as my last job and I was a cashier and was outside at the Garden Registers quite often. People would ask us about fertilizers like that and we'd have to explain to them that we didn't carry them because of the health, safety and other risks associated with it. And customers would say that they couldn't find it anywhere else either.


Admittedly, a fertilizer with ammonium nitrate is rare to find in most gardening stores. They're much easier to find in either "Mom and Pop" stores or 'industrial agriculture' stores. Purchasing even a 2.5lb bag requires you to show your government-issued identification if you do find it. Nowadays, due to regulations, it's usually harder to find in industrial agriculture stores as most companies have no desire to deal with having to report purchases to the government and so forth.

But hey, it was still a good suggestion to freak out a cashier!

Posted 1/7/17 , edited 1/7/17
Four carts full of nothing but condoms, douches, and body oil.
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