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Posted 1/20/17 , edited 1/20/17

Potentsaliva wrote:

Curious to here what y'all think.


Gene Rayburn: "Here's the clue: 'Ralph said, "I can't believe Dumb Dora's been in the bathroom for more than five minutes! She must be taking a....[BLANK]:"'"
(Match Game music)
"Okay, contestant, 'She must be taking a...BLANK'?"
Contestant: "Um, she must be...taking a rest?"
(audience boos)
Gene: "Okay, panel, 'She must be taking a rest'...Brett Sommers?:"
Brett: "Well, if she's been in there that long, I said she had to be (turns card) taking a shower!" (bzzt!)
Richard Dawson: "She's obviously taking a (turns card) snooze." (ding!)
Charles Nelson Reilly: "Hunh-hunhh, I said (turns card) dumpy-wumpy!" (bzzt!)
Nipsey Russel: "She ain't no chump, she's taking a (turns card) dump!"

(Ohh, why did our cable provider drop the 70's reruns off the Game Show Network? )
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Posted 1/20/17
Checking for cameras
Rejiggering found cameras
Trying to pry found cameras off surface area to deposit in toilet, flush

Handicapped folks take longer to dissemble, reassemble compared to AB's (able-bodied)

Fart sensation could be a new fetish of the week. Subject could be testing perfumes to see if scent is an effective masking agent. Ever walk into an elevator already occupied by 1 person and it smells like someone shit a Christmas tree?
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I go faster than 5, so I guess no one will ever know.
Posted 1/20/17
I've never taken an ellipsis before, so I wouldn't know, sorry.
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Posted 1/20/17 , edited 1/20/17
I like to take my time because its the only time people will leave me alone
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half the time im hiding from my room mate in there cus i cant stand him.
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Posted 1/20/17 , edited 1/20/17

PrinceJudar wrote:

Not in this day and age. They might just be playing on their phone.



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Posted 1/20/17
I always take superlong because I play games, write, surf on facebook/whatever, draw or create random stuff. It's the only room in my tiny apartment with a door, so if I don't want to be disturbed that's the only place to be. xD
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In public places and shopping malls bathrooms are also a great way to get a break from all the sounds/stress/people. ^___^
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Posted 1/20/17 , edited 1/20/17
^ back in the day metropolitan Greyhound & Trailways bus station restrooms were great places to encounter shysters wanting to sell knock-off watches and rings for inflated prices to you. If your sales resistance was low (even though you suspected the stuff was crap) it was best to hang on until you got on the bus: best to take your shit with you instead of dropping souvenirs here and there in indiscriminate places?
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