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Post Reply man with biggest penis in the world refuses surgery
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lol why dis
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Basically, this guy just needs to get circumcised. Saw about this guy on Inside Edition, IIRC. And the alleged record is bullshit, because so much of what's being measured is just foreskin. I don't know what percentage, but the every report that includes that fact indicates that it's a lot, with the implication that without the foreskin, this guy's no big deal.
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You wouldn't even have enough blood to get it up. What a useless dick. Honestly "8 1/2 is good enough, why would you even want to tape it to your leg all day, you couldn't even walk.

What a useless man in all honesty. It's not even about fitting his size, all he needs is the tip. Useless. He'd probably make good money as a freak show. The man with the biggest useless dick, don't worry ladies it doesn't function.

And he's Mexican. Good luck buddy.
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But I thought I had the biggest penis in the world :/ that's what mommy always told me. little sis agrees, too.
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All I know is that I have the BEST penis on the planet...

Because it's mine.
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atleap wrote:

It's completely useless, though. He can't have children, nor even have sex normally. He is obsessed with penis length, as that's a sign of manhood in his culture, so in his teens, he wrapped his penis in bandages and started stretching it with weights(seriously). A very large portion of his size is just foreskin, so his record isn't recognized by Guinness.

It's still insane, though. It's a third leg.


Normally I'm pleased when someone provides extra context for a story. Not this time though.
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TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:

But I thought I had the biggest penis in the world :/ that's what mommy always told me. little sis agrees, too.


Don't worry, we won't tell anyone lol
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Sad and maybe a little bit funny.
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It's his fault for refusing surgery
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Humms wrote:


And he's Mexican. Good luck buddy.


What's that last part got to do with anything?
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atleap wrote:


Humms wrote:


And he's Mexican. Good luck buddy.


What's that last part got to do with anything?


Maybe he could use it to break pinatas at kids' birthday parties.

I am sorry.
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He's just a memer trying to shitpost when he can, so eliminating tedious things like dick reduction helps him achieve his goals.
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I felt so dirty clicking onto this topic.
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With that long, he won't be able to get hard on. That what the Doctor meant by not able to have children. You would think this guy would been in porn business..
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atleap wrote:


Humms wrote:


And he's Mexican. Good luck buddy.


What's that last part got to do with anything?


It means nothing to me. Like if a white guy had an 18 inch shlong, he would be just as useless as the person in question; Quote unquote " The Mexican"

I could have gone without that last remark, but it just fit so well with the post that I completely accepted it. If it truly bothers someone, I seriously doubt that I am stepping over the line. Trust me, if I wanted to step over that line I would need a glass of water :3

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