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Alcohol, a clump of shed dog or cat fur, a book, a piece of technology, and Italian food.
Posted 1/31/17
your heart is already dark so it should be easy for you op.
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A bottle of Guinness
A slice of chocolate cake
A piece of fried chicken
A fresh apple
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1. A tuft of cat fur
2. Your wifi password
3. Lorazepam
4. The promise of at least a fleeting whisp of happiness in the unceasing darkness of my existence.
5. A Kinder egg
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Candy, a laptop, ygo cards, books, and video games.
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1. A bottle of expensive Single Malt Whisky.

2. 4.37 solid Gold Coins.

3. A claidheamh-mòr (Claymore) Soaked in the blood of one of my rival clans.

4. A high-end gaming PC

5. 50L of Irn Bru.
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the freshly chopped off head of a tyrant (if the summoner is just as bad or worse I'll break through and add another head)

a willing attractive female human sacrifice (not the killing sort)

a laptop with specs years ahead of everything else for gaming anime watching etc

a top end massage reclining chair

proof that donated at least 100million dollars to worthy charities

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MysteryMiss wrote:

your heart is already dark so it should be easy for you op.


You flatter me <3
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runec wrote:

1. A tuft of cat fur
2. Your wifi password
3. Lorazepam
4. The promise of at least a fleeting whisp of happiness in the unceasing darkness of my existence.
5. A Kinder egg


I... I miss Kindereier...

Other than that, summoning you is pretty easy!
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Dark_Alma wrote:


runec wrote:

1. A tuft of cat fur
2. Your wifi password
3. Lorazepam
4. The promise of at least a fleeting whisp of happiness in the unceasing darkness of my existence.
5. A Kinder egg


I... I miss Kindereier...

Other than that, summoning you is pretty easy!


It does require a prescription. So you'll have to ask your doctor if summoning is right for you.

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5 Virgin girls.
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22 / M / Venezuela
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1. An arepa
2. Polar Beer
3. One slice of pizza,
4. A cat
5. Any CD of John Mayer.
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I'd be gornotck
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1. French Bread
2. Rice Cooker
3. Bed
4. Churro Waffles
5. Surf and Turf Burrito
Posted 1/31/17 , edited 1/31/17
To summon a Locks Monster Demon Thing;

1. A Dessert Eagle Pistol (brand new)
2. A slice of pavlova made of fresh cream, peaches and strawberry.
3. Iced tea; less ice, more drink. Kept at a constant cool temperature.
4. A note of the request. Handwritten. I don't need to see the human. Oh, and a drop of their blood on the paper. And a red thread with their full name attached to it.
5. Red lipstick. Why? I'd leave that to your imagination.
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