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Posted 1/31/17 , edited 1/31/17
The five items required in the pentagram in order to summon me:

1. A bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream.
2. The head of a useless anime character.
3. A gallon of chocolate milk.
4. A Wacom Cintiq.
5. A snuggie.
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Posted 1/31/17

Mistrylocks wrote:

To summon a Locks Monster Demon Thing;

1. A Dessert Eagle Pistol (brand new)
2. A slice of pavlova made of fresh cream, peaches and strawberry.
3. Iced tea; less ice, more drink. Kept at a constant cool temperature.
4. A note of the request. Handwritten. I don't need to see the human. Oh, and a drop of their blood on the paper. And a red thread with their full name attached to it.
5. Red lipstick. Why? I'd leave that to your imagination.


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Posted 1/31/17

Dark_Alma wrote:


Mistrylocks wrote:

To summon a Locks Monster Demon Thing;

1. A Dessert Eagle Pistol (brand new)
2. A slice of pavlova made of fresh cream, peaches and strawberry.
3. Iced tea; less ice, more drink. Kept at a constant cool temperature.
4. A note of the request. Handwritten. I don't need to see the human. Oh, and a drop of their blood on the paper. And a red thread with their full name attached to it.
5. Red lipstick. Why? I'd leave that to your imagination.


Succubus confirmed?


Nononooooo! I was meant to be an assassin!

There's the gun! THE GUN.

Oh goodness. ):
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Posted 1/31/17
* A cat's toy. Used.
* Six hairs from a werewolf's head. Freely given.
* A bowl of fresh fruits, berries and vegetables. (must contain persimon, black currants and cucumber)
* One gallon of Swedish beer or one bottle of scotch, Talisker Storm.
* Three crackers with caviar, low fat cottage cheese and black pepper.

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Posted 1/31/17
This is a fun thread - thanks.

The skulls of Thomas Kuhn and Hypatia of Alexandria, a 1/8-scale figure of Sayaka Miki, several bottles of good scotch, and a chalkboard with chalk and an eraser.
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Posted 1/31/17

Mistrylocks wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:


Mistrylocks wrote:

To summon a Locks Monster Demon Thing;

1. A Dessert Eagle Pistol (brand new)
2. A slice of pavlova made of fresh cream, peaches and strawberry.
3. Iced tea; less ice, more drink. Kept at a constant cool temperature.
4. A note of the request. Handwritten. I don't need to see the human. Oh, and a drop of their blood on the paper. And a red thread with their full name attached to it.
5. Red lipstick. Why? I'd leave that to your imagination.


Succubus confirmed?


Nononooooo! I was meant to be an assassin!

There's the gun! THE GUN.

Oh goodness. ):


B..but you said leave it to our imagination! Succubus are demon too... so it was perfect. I am... Going to cry now.

I thought I was being smart...
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Posted 1/31/17
Bread

A feather

Teddy bear

Watermelon

Pencil
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Posted 1/31/17
Your Full name and address

Your social security name

Your full list of hobbies and likes

Your cellphone and keys

Your VISA and online accounts

I will be the prime of the demons, your inner self


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Posted 1/31/17
1. A cake of a 100 year old (or older) Pu-erh

2. A 99.99% silver teapot

3 .20 gallons of Spring Water gathered on the 5th day of the 5th lunar month

4. Chao Zhou Clay Stove w/ clay kettle

5. 1kg High Mountain Li Shan prepared in old-school manner
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Posted 1/31/17

auroraloose wrote:

This is a fun thread - thanks.

The skulls of Thomas Kuhn and Hypatia of Alexandria, a 1/8-scale figure of Sayaka Miki, several bottles of good scotch, and a chalkboard with chalk and an eraser.


These are the kind of threads that used to be on CR. When I see something like this I put it up in hopes that it will spark the movement again. Sometimes they take off, some times they don't!
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Posted 1/31/17

Potentsaliva wrote:

1. A cake of a 100 year old (or older) Pu-erh

2. A 99.99% silver teapot

3 .20 gallons of Spring Water gathered on the 5th day of the 5th lunar month

4. Chao Zhou Clay Stove w/ clay kettle

5. 1kg High Mountain Li Shan prepared in old-school manner


Fuck summoning you. You better do some pretty crazy shit for that price! I am expecting global domination or something!
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Posted 1/31/17
probably just pillows at all five points of the pentagram
which should, of course, be drawn on a blanket
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5 thing ehh.

1. 24 ounce white coffee white chocolate eggnog mocha iced. Better be thick and creamy, like milk from the tit of an angel.
2. picture of a real-life dandere goth girl. (or just any shy goth girl works too) Punk goths need not apply.
3. a 3DS or latest nintendo handlheld device. (switch does not count). A good game for said handheld also works. No garbage games.
4. A meloetta plush, pokemon card, drawing, etc. Keep it clean, but adorable.
5. Something related to the thing you need my services for. (note, ill be cranky, so ill get it done quick and sloppy. hope you want em dead;P)

the first 4 are payment, the 5th is so I can do the job right. Don't pay with shit quaility items or expect sub optimal results. (worst ill do is toss the garbage game/ugly goth chick/shitty mocha/gardavor plush back at you and go back to sleep in the underworld)
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Posted 1/31/17

auroraloose wrote:

This is a fun thread - thanks.

The skulls of Thomas Kuhn and Hypatia of Alexandria, a 1/8-scale figure of Sayaka Miki, several bottles of good scotch, and a chalkboard with chalk and an eraser.


Damn. You prick a hard one. Getting Hypatia is going to be really hard.
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Posted 1/31/17 , edited 1/31/17
Nah, I'd be one of those nifty "Ouija Board" demons.

I'd come in and crash on the couch for a bit, troll your cat, and then steal your beer on the way out.
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