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If you were a demon...
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Posted 1/31/17 , edited 2/1/17
1. 1 cup butter
2. 2 cups flour
3. 1 cup sugar
4. 4 large eggs
5. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract

...wait i think I'm in the wrong thread
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Bryan4490 wrote:

1. 1 cup butter
2. 2 cups flour
3. 1 cup sugar
4. 4 large eggs
5. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract

...wait i think I'm in the wrong thread


I believe you are the fabled demon... Santa Claws.
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Nah, I'd be one of those nifty "Ouija Board" demons.

I'd come in and crash on the couch for a bit, troll your cat, and then steal your beer on the way out.


No demon will steal my beer and live to tell the tale...
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Posted 1/31/17 , edited 2/1/17

Dark_Alma wrote:


keeton52 wrote:

Nah, I'd be one of those nifty "Ouija Board" demons.

I'd come in and crash on the couch for a bit, troll your cat, and then steal your beer on the way out.


No demon will steal my beer and live to tell the tale...


Fine fine fine. We share it.
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keeton52 wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:


keeton52 wrote:

Nah, I'd be one of those nifty "Ouija Board" demons.

I'd come in and crash on the couch for a bit, troll your cat, and then steal your beer on the way out.


No demon will steal my beer and live to tell the tale...


Fine fine fine. We share it.


There we go my demon friend! I only drink the finest of beers though! Make sure you bring hell-biscuits with you!
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A roast shoulder of a muntjac, arctic cured muskox neck, a whole roast pheasant, a braised bison tongue, 2 grilled crappies, 3 roast squabs, 6 poached quail eggs, 13 seal eyes, and a huge pile of expensive sauteed mushrooms, dried cranberries and a mug of Labrador tea.
I am a very demanding demon.
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1. A clear, very ornate hourglass

2. An antique pocketwatch

3. A piece of kyanite

4. Selenite sticks - one for each point of the pentragram

5. A bowl of kitsune udon.
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1. 10 volumes of my favorite manga. list(s) will be found in an ancient tomb.
2. Pasta, alfredo, and rotisserie chicken on a plate
3. Chocolate milk, warm or cold is fine
4. 64 GB flash drive filled with cute animal pictures

and finally

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Posted 1/31/17 , edited 2/1/17

Dark_Alma wrote:


Bryan4490 wrote:

1. 1 cup butter
2. 2 cups flour
3. 1 cup sugar
4. 4 large eggs
5. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract

...wait i think I'm in the wrong thread


I believe you are the fabled demon... Santa Claws.


Bwhahaha!!! XD nice

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A red rose, blue rose, pink rose, white rose, and A BLACK ROSE

The last one is more important than the others. So its enough with a black rose to summon me...
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Bryan4490 wrote:

1. 1 cup butter
2. 2 cups flour
3. 1 cup sugar
4. 4 large eggs
5. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract

...wait i think I'm in the wrong thread


impresive
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A bottle of cream soda, a bowl of Count Chocula, a physics textbook, the character sheet of a PnP character of at least level 6, and a JRPG.

And it must be done at night.
Posted 2/1/17 , edited 2/1/17

Dark_Alma wrote:


Mistrylocks wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:


Mistrylocks wrote:

To summon a Locks Monster Demon Thing;

1. A Dessert Eagle Pistol (brand new)
2. A slice of pavlova made of fresh cream, peaches and strawberry.
3. Iced tea; less ice, more drink. Kept at a constant cool temperature.
4. A note of the request. Handwritten. I don't need to see the human. Oh, and a drop of their blood on the paper. And a red thread with their full name attached to it.
5. Red lipstick. Why? I'd leave that to your imagination.


Succubus confirmed?


Nononooooo! I was meant to be an assassin!

There's the gun! THE GUN.

Oh goodness. ):


B..but you said leave it to our imagination! Succubus are demon too... so it was perfect. I am... Going to cry now.

I thought I was being smart...


W..When you say it like that, you make me want to say that you were right! T.T HMPH!!!

P..Please don't cry Dark Alma-kun......... Q-Q""""""" I'm sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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1. A female in need.

2. A goblet of virgins blood

3. The summoners most cherished object

4. The summoners most Hated object

5. A riddle I cannot solve
Posted 2/1/17 , edited 2/1/17
Pizza, a new gaming PC, Pibb xtra, traps (alive), and gud games

Alternatively, 5 cute animals (alive)
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