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Posted 2/2/17 , edited 2/2/17
Today I was driving around with my friend (we'll call him "Pablo") and while we were driving around I had to pee. I thought back at that moment when I watched "The Everyday Lives of High School Boys" and remembered when one of the guys really wanted to let go and pee his pants...here let me find the pic I know I have it somewhere in my anime pics file...

That was a funny skit, I laughed alot. Anyways that then acted as a catalyst to a story Pablo told me about one of our other friends (we'll call him Julio). It went like this...


" So one day in the summer when we had summer break, me and Julio went to the pool as we usually did and on our way back we we're chilling in the ditch by my house. As we were sitting Julio randomly said " I have to pee."

A couple minutes went by and Julio spoke again and said, " Hey Pablo, I think I'm just gonna pee right here."

Pablo responded "Okay...just turn around if you do...I don't see why you can't walk a couple feet and pee over ther..."

Julio interrupted with "Nah dude, you don't understand. I'm gonna piss in my trunks, I mean they're already wet, I just really want to do it, you know?"

Pablo said " No. I don't but I mean if you want go ahead"


Well Julio ended up doing it right there on the spot. So that got me thinking if I could do it. I tried for a bit but it's hard af. when you think about it you've kinda trained yourself not to not piss on yourself for years...like it's ingrained deep inside us not to do it and therefor it makes it super hard to do it even if we wanted. I told Pablo, "dude how the fuck did Julio do it??? How did he piss himself? I mean I don't think I can do it. I'm trying right now and it just won't come out even if I relax a little. like not even a dribble...dude wtf?!?!? " Pablo was like, " He just has the talent I guess"

So the question is can you pee yourself on command??? I think I could if I worked at it but man it's difficult.
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Posted 2/3/17
i dont know how to answer this thread
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Posted 2/3/17
I got halfway through your post and you lost me buddy.
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Posted 2/3/17
Why...um...

What?
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16 / M / Danmark
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Posted 2/3/17
Doubt I could „Pee myself on command”. Whenever I really have to, then I will.
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Posted 2/3/17
Yes. And the older you get the easier it gets. In fact, the difficult bit is NOT peeing when you get older, but then it's your carers job to sort that out - it's what they're paid for.
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Posted 3/13/17
Y... I guess so? I think it's harder to stop yourself from peeing once it gets to the point that you badly needed to piss.
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Posted 3/13/17
Update: Recently while I was swimming in a river I had to pee and i decided to get out and see if I could pee myself on land...I did It's actually super easy when your shorts are wet and super hard when they aren't.
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Posted 3/13/17
only if i'm about to take a bath & have my pants on in the shower
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Posted 3/13/17
Nah, can't do it. Too gross.
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Posted 3/13/17 , edited 3/13/17
LOL....as BurningBlueEye asserted it gets easier as you get older. South Park did a parody of this guy activity several years ago (peeing in the kiddy pool) and that may explain why oceans are blue (amphibians, illegal cruise ships, gypsy freighters, surfer dudes full of beer, et al do their part I guess). Maybe it's time for beer guzzling honchos to go visit algae ponds, lakes overrun by algae en masse and just release. Ahhhh, a miracle of divine, oh so fine, intervention by Man. All that yellow blended with the green equals blue. Wahoo, global recycling??

Other technique is reuse of plastic quart or 1/2-gallon empty milk jugs. Don't want to leave tent, go outside in below freezing temps while camping: hey, got the empty jug. Insert, point and shoot. Ahhhh, relief is at hand (no pun intended). Truckers use this technique. You can too.

Car or pickup truck doors: in a civilized area and won't make it standing in line at porta-potty. Open your car or truck door slightly, check for pedestrian traffic, when all clear, release. Door will act as barrier or.......if you're really bored you can bounce your urine off the door itself, watch it tinkle via gravity flow to the ground from the door jamb (or edge.....depends on slope).
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Posted 3/13/17
I can pee on command, sure. If that was what you were asking. It's tricky to get past that mental block of not pissing yourself, but at the same time it was surprisingly liberating.
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Posted 3/20/17 , edited 3/20/17
considering i almost piss myself on a regular basis because I am too lazy to go to the bathroom. I would say I could pee my pants on demand.
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Posted 3/21/17

everyusernamehasbeentaken wrote:

considering i almost piss myself on a regular basis because I am too lazy to go to the bathroom. I would say I could pee my pants on demand.


I recommend adult diapers kiddo

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Posted 3/21/17
Um, no? Absolutely not.
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