You come across a magic lamp...(continue story)
SLK18 
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Out pops the genie, however, to your surprise it is a seductive female genie. Expecting three wishes you tell the genie the three things that you desire the most. The genie is not in the mood for your demands, she exclaims "YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!" and then vanishes. A week later you get a note in the mail saying that you have been selected to participate in sexual enhancement trials that will begin immediately. The most explosive transformation happens. Tt rips apart all of your clothes and penetrates the neighbors mailbox. Ashamed, you try to fix your neighbors mailbox discretely, but you realize that time and space had suddenly stopped around you. The same genie you talked to before appears and tells you that your wishes were trash and you should prioritize what is important. The genie continues and tells you that you have the power to rend space and time when sexually aroused. When you walk to work you pop a random one and time rewinds and you bash into the lamp post.
....To be continued in comments
Revolver Dogelot
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Posted 2/9/17
Yeah, nope.

This story ends with the arrival of Moderator Karkarov on the scene. He is here to let you know that content of a clear sexual nature like this is not allowed on the CR forums. Locked and closed.
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