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Post Reply Your cell phone rings with an unknown text. You see the text and someone typed "You're a whore". What do you do?
Posted 2/10/17
Ignore it.
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Posted 2/11/17
I'd ignore it
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Posted 2/11/17
ask if they have money
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Posted 2/11/17
I'd laugh.
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Posted 2/11/17
I like screwing with people, so I have something of a process already for replying to errant text messages.

First, I go someplace like the postmodernism generator and copy a bit of its bullcrap. I then go over to Google and translate said crap into a random language.

For example:

"L'identità sessuale è fondamentalmente privo di senso", dice Marx; tuttavia, secondo Drucker, non è tanto identità sessuale che è fondamentalmente insignificante, ma piuttosto la stasi, e quindi il fallimento, dell'identità sessuale.

After that most people are smart enough to realize they didn't text the right person. There's this one woman from Indiana though.. We've gone through three languages now, so I'm not sure she's ever going to learn.
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Posted 2/11/17

iriomote wrote:

I like screwing with people, so I have something of a process already for replying to errant text messages.

First, I go someplace like the postmodernism generator and copy a bit of its bullcrap. I then go over to Google and translate said crap into a random language.

For example:

"L'identità sessuale è fondamentalmente privo di senso", dice Marx; tuttavia, secondo Drucker, non è tanto identità sessuale che è fondamentalmente insignificante, ma piuttosto la stasi, e quindi il fallimento, dell'identità sessuale.

After that most people are smart enough to realize they didn't text the right person. There's this one woman from Indiana though.. We've gone through three languages now, so I'm not sure she's ever going to learn.


Why not text her the complete works of Nietzsche as translated into Hindi or Swahili?
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Posted 2/11/17
Delete the text and ignore it. The possibility that it was simply sent to a wrong number is non-negligible here.
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Posted 2/12/17 , edited 2/12/17
From an unknown rando, delete ignore move on.
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Posted 2/12/17
I trace the message(possible even with unknowns or no caller ID) and figure who would send such a random message. Then I either call them back to fuck with them, because they obviously thought they were anonymous or maybe call their parent´s and let them know what their child wrote(I assume this is a high school thing, since no adult would ever leave a message like that).
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Posted 2/12/17
I would text back, asking for proof, and laugh at the same time... It would just make my day that someone said such a thing about me.. My life is so boring
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Posted 2/13/17
i say call the person,but not to actually talk to them,just keep calling them and hanging up to annoy the hell out of them till they block you.
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Posted 6/18/17
probably meant as a prank
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Posted 6/18/17
I'd call, just because i'd be curious. Who sent it, was it meant for me, why send it, things like that.
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Posted 7/21/17
If this is a random number I'm going to play along and text them back.
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42 / M / the Netherlands
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Posted 7/21/17
I will ask him how much he will pay to have sex with me.
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Posted 7/21/17

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

"How did you know?"


^this
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