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Posted 2/13/17
Loyal, kind, hard working, loving, splits housework I'm not doing that shit myself boo.
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ninjitsuko wrote:

I'd rather not have a husband nor wife. I have no intention of getting married.


B..but I thought you loved me.... B.. Baka! It wasn't like I liked you or anything anyway! Brb though... I just need to get my knife set to do some work. Don't worry about it though! I am a himedere! But I really love you <3

New game! Count the dere's!
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My definition of my ideal husband:

Faithful,

Has a stable job so he can provide, he doesn't need to make big money.

Affectionate and considerate towards me,

Understands me,

Good looking,

Good in bed( this is important to me, he has to seduce me and flirt with me often, he is good at groping me and fondling me, he explores my body and finds out how to make me excited..............)

Spends time playing with me and talking to me,

Takes me out and does things with me together,



I have my ideal husband right now, no complaining.

I have to work hard to keep the one I have!
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Posted 2/13/17

Rasuberri wrote:

Loyal, kind, hard working, loving, splits housework I'm not doing that shit myself boo.


just hire someone to do it tho.
Posted 2/14/17

Ryulightorb wrote:


Rasuberri wrote:

Loyal, kind, hard working, loving, splits housework I'm not doing that shit myself boo.


just hire someone to do it tho.


What! And waste money to pay someone for something you could do yourself? Nope.
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Rasuberri wrote:


Ryulightorb wrote:


Rasuberri wrote:

Loyal, kind, hard working, loving, splits housework I'm not doing that shit myself boo.


just hire someone to do it tho.


What! And waste money to pay someone for something you could do yourself? Nope.


To much effort its cheap to pay someone :^)
a normal person has a what $60,000+ a year income

Hire someone to clean your house for $20 a week that's 4 weeks a month so...$80 x 12 = $960

Easily worth it you can spend that extra time making $$$
Posted 2/14/17

Dark_Alma wrote:
B..but I thought you loved me.... B.. Baka! It wasn't like I liked you or anything anyway! Brb though... I just need to get my knife set to do some work. Don't worry about it though! I am a himedere! But I really love you <3

New game! Count the dere's!


I counted about four different -dere's.
But it'll be okay. I think. Or I'll be dead, whichever -dere is more prominent.


Ryulightorb wrote:

Easily worth it you can spend that extra time making $$$


When you're on a salary wage, time != money. Time = time. I still don't pay for someone else to clean the house (though, I have thought about it before).
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Posted 2/14/17

TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:

What does doing "it" mean?


A rumble under the covers
Christening the sheets
Sending the stork a message
Fitting the key in the lock
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
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Posted 2/14/17
My ideal wife would simply have to love me as much as I love her, she'd be putting up with me so I can't ask for more
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Posted 2/14/17

Hardworking, intelligent, and with morals to match.
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Posted 2/14/17
Not finding them here that's for damn sure.
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Posted 2/14/17
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There, you happy mate.

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Posted 2/14/17
My ideal husband is:

1. A gentleman, someone who respects me
2. Nerdy
3. Intelligent and street smart
4. Loyal
5. Funny
6. Sweet and considerate
7. Cuddly
8. Attractive (in my case, I like dark hair and dark eyes)
9. Not afraid to show he loves me in public
10. Comforts me when I cry, even if it's over something small/silly
11. Wants kids in the future
12. A good cook

Whoops, I just described my longtime boyfriend
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Posted 2/14/17

ninjitsuko wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:
B..but I thought you loved me.... B.. Baka! It wasn't like I liked you or anything anyway! Brb though... I just need to get my knife set to do some work. Don't worry about it though! I am a himedere! But I really love you <3

New game! Count the dere's!


I counted about four different -dere's.
But it'll be okay. I think. Or I'll be dead, whichever -dere is more prominent.


Ryulightorb wrote:

Easily worth it you can spend that extra time making $$$


When you're on a salary wage, time != money. Time = time. I still don't pay for someone else to clean the house (though, I have thought about it before).


We have deredere, tsundere, himedere, yandere... So four! Maybe dandere if you want to stretch it.

On a serious note though, I don't plan to get married either... though if it happens, it happens! I don't even know enough to describe what my ideal wife would be!
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