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Post Reply It is NOT VALENTINES DAY but Elk Whisperer still wants to play matchmaker
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Post here if u need a girlfriend/boyfriend and i will find u ur crunchyroll MATCH !!!

Papa Elk Whisperer here is the living tinder, NO SOUL GOES ALONE TODAY

CALL ME CUPID NIGGA, IM COCKING MY BOW AND ARROW (9 MM antebellum handgun from the hood)

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get me a girlfriend plz.
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I also would like a girlfriend pls (gotta be 21 or older tho )
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me too plz am so lonely
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no it isn't

that was yesterday
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HateKillingCamels wrote:

get me a girlfriend plz.


your girlfriend is breathe93

she said shes single so YOU LUCKED OUT, GODDAMN SHES AN AQUARIUS WHOA

her favorite TV show is Scandal, Vampire Diaries and pretty little liars, START WATCHING THAT SHIET ASAP, GET ON IT BL00D you dont wanna disappoint ur new date

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Potentsaliva wrote:

I also would like a girlfriend pls (gotta be 21 or older tho )


your girlfriend is Daisuki-Suki

DAMN LOOK AT THOSE CRUNCHYROLL POINTS! OVER 12K! HOTTTTT ! SIZZLING

dang she likes RAPPPPPP, start writing down those BARS son, her eastern zodiak is the PIG, OINK OINK OINK

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Artlicker wrote:

me too plz am so lonely


Your girlfriend is Mannamine

She's GERMAN

you know what they say about the Germans haha

They are always REICH

i meant to say right

haha

dont report me please

she is a karate practitioner, which means she could BREAK UR NECK if you arent nice to her BE CAREFUL SHE DANGEROUS
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TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:

no it isn't

that was yesterday


u cant lie to me its VALENTINES DAY

The day to spread awareness of the single so GETTT READDY TOO MINGLEEEEEEEE haha
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Posted 2/15/17 , edited 2/15/17

Elk_Whisperer wrote:


HateKillingCamels wrote:

get me a girlfriend plz.


your girlfriend is breathe93

she said shes single so YOU LUCKED OUT, GODDAMN SHES AN AQUARIUS WHOA

her favorite TV show is Scandal, Vampire Diaries and pretty little liars, START WATCHING THAT SHIET ASAP, GET ON IT BL00D you dont wanna disappoint ur new date



OMG SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND ONCE BEFORE i WANT A DIFFERENT ONE
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Posted 2/15/17
am I too late? I want haz girlfriend +1.
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ropidon wrote:

am I too late? I want haz girlfriend +1.


your girlfriend is Sasshole

get some xanax cause she TALKS TO HERSELF, she a schitzo
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Posted 2/15/17 , edited 2/15/17

TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:

no it isn't

that was yesterday


Elk_Whisperer wrote:
u cant lie to me its VALENTINES DAY


You are wrong, and it's more annoying than amusing that you put false info in your title. I've fixed it for you though.

That's all I stopped by for. I don't need or want a girlfriend or boyfriend right now.

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Posted 2/15/17

lorreen wrote:


TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:

no it isn't

that was yesterday


Elk_Whisperer wrote:
u cant lie to me its VALENTINES DAY


You are wrong, and it's more annoying than amusing that you put false info in your title. I've fixed it for you though.

That's all I stopped by for. I don't need or want a girlfriend or boyfriend right now.



You made a great new title.
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