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Posted 2/18/17
If the Trump administration says there was a terrorist attack, did it actually happen?
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We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
Serious as a clown having a heart attack.
Cool as steamed rice.
Whatever sinks your boat.
Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
There's no I in team, but I can get me out of it
A bird in the hand bites
Fly like a brick through your window
Watched pot won't smoke itself
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53 / M / In
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A woman is just a woman. But a fine cigar is a sex toy
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27 / M / UK
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An apple a day keeps the pigeons at bay.
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Posted 2/19/17
Revenge is a dish best served at a birthday party.
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A bird in the hand is worth more then 2 President Bushs
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Posted 2/20/17
Too many cooks make cramped conditions in the kitchen.
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Wisdom comes in threes.

Break a mirror and risk splinters of glass for weeks.
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Posted 2/27/17
The pen is mightier than the knife. Still doesn't help much in a gunfight.

The enemy of my enemy is just more competition.

A watched pot watches you back.

There's no "I" in team, but there's no "U" either. So if "I"m not in the team, and "U"re not in the team, then no one's in the goddamn team!

If at first you don't succeed, just lie.
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Posted 2/28/17
If you give birth to a baby under water, he will live the rest of his life under water too.

Am I doing this right?
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Posted 2/28/17
There is no right or wrong, only commonly accepted business practices.
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Posted 3/18/17 , edited 3/18/17
If you butter your socks on both sides, you can't complain about cats licking your feet.
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Posted 3/18/17
If you always expect the worse, you will only have happy surprises.
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22 / F / USA
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Posted 3/18/17
There's an old saying, always look out for your broom
In the old country, we have saying: store closes at nine, come back in the morning
He who chases two rabbits looks like an idiot. Seriously, what kind of grown adult chases rabbits for the fun of it?
The man who runs in front of a car gets tired while the man who runs behind a car gets exhausted
Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
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Posted 3/18/17
be an adult, not a kid
stand on the seat, not the lid
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