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Posted 2/14/08
okay people this topic is to show how much you hate sakura. for example i hate sakura so much that i would slap her face senseless untill she died from red sore cheeks.
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I would throw her off a cliff w/ traps set in them! I so nice hehe
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I'd make Sasuke or Naruto kill her or i Tsunade
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I would slowly tourture he till she begged for death then kill her by DECAPITATION!! muahaha lol
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first off...i'll burn her fingers off...then i'll bind her to an electric chair...and then, i'd make pakkun eat her toes...then...make her smell my math teacher, then...as she's begging fer her life...(btw she still has no fingers or toes..) then i'd get naruto's frog thing and make her eat its feet...then...i'd get orochimaru and make her listen to him singing the barney/teletubies remix theme song for 5 hours and 67 minutes...then i'd make her.....dun dun dun DUUUUUN!!~...... go touch michael jackson's nose and eat his hair...and then...if she's even still concious or alive from too much blood loss...i would make her go kiss the shino bug dood....then i'll go get sasuke and make him bitch slap her till she's dead!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2/23/08
(0_O) OOOkkk someone needed to relieve their stress, but still good comment
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it's not stress........it's my evil, scheming mind......BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 3/17/08
Here's what I would do..

I would trap into a genjutsu, making her believe that the emo bitch, sasuke, loves her then I would tie her up and use her as target practice for archery, after which I will send her down into a pit of raging ninja rabbits.. which will tear her up alive and if she survives that,

I would shoot her in the temple with a shotgun and then badger her with a GOLDEN baseball bat.

you see how much I hate the bitch...
Posted 3/17/08

Ryuu_No_Shinigami wrote:

I would slowly tourture he till she begged for death then kill her by DECAPITATION!! muahaha lol


lol...
Posted 3/17/08

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first off...i'll burn her fingers off...then i'll bind her to an electric chair...and then, i'd make pakkun eat her toes...then...make her smell my math teacher, then...as she's begging fer her life...(btw she still has no fingers or toes..) then i'd get naruto's frog thing and make her eat its feet...then...i'd get orochimaru and make her listen to him singing the barney/teletubies remix theme song for 5 hours and 67 minutes...then i'd make her.....dun dun dun DUUUUUN!!~...... go touch michael jackson's nose and eat his hair...and then...if she's even still concious or alive from too much blood loss...i would make her go kiss the shino bug dood....then i'll go get sasuke and make him bitch slap her till she's dead!!!!!!!!!!


LOL WOW ^_^
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Posted 3/20/08
snap her spin in several places, smash her face in with a hammer, make her drown in her own blood, burn her un then feed her ashes to pigions(sp?)
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first i will invit her 2 dinner and make her eat until she is 14732658634759813657865146136 pounds. then i will feed her 2 cannibals and make them poop her back out. then i will give her a proper burial and send it to space. then i will blow up her grave and collect the remands. i shall the feed it to a squid and send the spuid 2 a sushi resterant where she shall be choped up 2 pieces. i will feed the sushi 2 ino(i hate her 2). next i will burn ino 2 bits so sakura will live w/ her enen after she dies.then i will create a ray that will bring them back 2 life but mutated 2gether. then i will make an ugly ray & shoot them w/ tat (lik they could get uglyer). then i will give sasuke a mean potion and he will drink it. then i will set him up on a blind date w/ them. he will go & once he sees them he will tell them how ugly & how much he hates them. he will then kill it & i will seperate ino from sakura(i think ino had enough) & bring sakura back 2 life & she will never be able 2 die. i will lock her up in 2 a prison & make this schedual 4 her-
monday- find the most anoying man n the world & let them b 2gether 4 a day
tuesday-tie dif. body parts 2 horses & watch them being ripped off
wedsday-bring in sasuke in 2 tell her how much he hates her
thursday-let birds peck out her insides
friday-poke her w/ a stick(i just lik 2 poke people)
saturday-let hungrey dogs gnaw on her
sunday-bring in all of Konaha 2 make fun of her

then i'll get bored, make a killing ray & kill her....then i repeat!(& it will never stop)
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Posted 3/22/08

GaaraILWsya wrote:

Here's what I would do..

I would trap into a genjutsu, making her believe that the emo bitch, sasuke, loves her then I would tie her up and use her as target practice for archery, after which I will send her down into a pit of raging ninja rabbits.. which will tear her up alive and if she survives that,

I would shoot her in the temple with a shotgun and then badger her with a GOLDEN baseball bat.

you see how much I hate the bitch...


ouch! that must be painful...and calling Sasuke an emo bitch...that's kind of rude...=.= anyway that's your opinion...so no right to correct you. Anyway nice way of killing Sakura but not good enough that's too kind to her.
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first i will invit her 2 dinner and make her eat until she is 14732658634759813657865146136 pounds. then i will feed her 2 cannibals and make them poop her back out. then i will give her a proper burial and send it to space. then i will blow up her grave and collect the remands. i shall the feed it to a squid and send the spuid 2 a sushi resterant where she shall be choped up 2 pieces. i will feed the sushi 2 ino(i hate her 2). next i will burn ino 2 bits so sakura will live w/ her enen after she dies.then i will create a ray that will bring them back 2 life but mutated 2gether. then i will make an ugly ray & shoot them w/ tat (lik they could get uglyer). then i will give sasuke a mean potion and he will drink it. then i will set him up on a blind date w/ them. he will go & once he sees them he will tell them how ugly & how much he hates them. he will then kill it & i will seperate ino from sakura(i think ino had enough) & bring sakura back 2 life & she will never be able 2 die. i will lock her up in 2 a prison & make this schedual 4 her-
monday- find the most anoying man n the world & let them b 2gether 4 a day
tuesday-tie dif. body parts 2 horses & watch them being ripped off
wedsday-bring in sasuke in 2 tell her how much he hates her
thursday-let birds peck out her insides
friday-poke her w/ a stick(i just lik 2 poke people)
saturday-let hungrey dogs gnaw on her
sunday-bring in all of Konaha 2 make fun of her

then i'll get bored, make a killing ray & kill her....then i repeat!(& it will never stop)


kind of insane and long xD kind of gory lolz.
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How to kill Haruno Sakura? That's for me to know and for you to find out! But I will reveal a small part of it.

Since she think she's that beautiful, I will make a lot of scars on her face and don't give her a way to hide it at all and walk around the village and do that for a month letting all the townspeople insult her(I will be there to laugh at her).But that's not all.

Think Sasuke will love her more? Something must be wrong with her! I am gonna act all lovey dovey in front of her with Sasuke-sama and make her sit there watch us making out(I like Sasuke-sama a LOT) hahahahaha let her heart break into pieces. I want to step all over her heart and make it crumble to dust and fly far away from Sasuke-sama.

Think she is smart and strong? Just because she does quite well in the academy. I will fight with her and beat her up non-stop.But I wouldn't kill her because I have lots of other things prepare for her.

That's all I am gonna reveal. The rest is only for me to know =D
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