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Posted 2/21/17 , edited 2/21/17
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A platypus is an egg laying ,suckling creature where the male has a venomous rear spur and when first described was not believed and thought to be a hoax.

So are eetee's.

The platypus is never seen in real life but always observed by 'rangers' who have a vested interest in their existence
eg "Look, there's a little fella over there, quick, oh you missed it."

As in alien sightings

In zoos only seen on the far side of thick glass; or is it a projection onto glass?

All film of platypus is fuzzy and out of focus.

Sir David Attenborough could not be contacted for comment.

We won't be silenced.
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That was a video game. A Java one, I think? Platypus aliens created normal Platypus in order to save their dying species and inevitable end of Platypus civilisation.
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Posted 2/21/17

bronzefoot wrote:

A platypus is an egg laying ,suckling creature where the male has a venomous rear spur and when first described was not believed and thought to be a hoax.

So are eetee's.


All ETs have venomous rear spurs? Source? This might be the missing puzzle piece to get the government to agree to work on my anti-invasion defence system! I knew the buggers were dangerous! :D

(Oh and also 5 seconds of Googling found me some crisp footage of a duck-billed platypus on Vimeo. Because this thread is definitely serious and not a joke thread posted for whatever reason.)
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I'm going to have really weird dreams just from thinking about this.
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I have seen one and can confirm, it's an alien.
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Sir_jamesalot wrote:

I have seen one and can confirm, it's an alien.


I believe you for some reason.
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*Scifi music in the background*
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Duck billed platypus is an obvious chimera. An ancient technologically advanced civilization was experimenting with DNA manipulation and created this hybrid creature.





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The Truth is Out There..

(so is the platypus)

strange

days

indeed...
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I heard that the Duck billed platypus is an enemy of Darwin's theory of evolution which I never believed to begin with. I didn't read it but ever since the discovery of the Duck billed platypus it has challenged Darwin's theory of evolution . Which means if Darwin's theory of evolution is wrong and the Duck billed platypus proves that than the human race is an enigma. Which means if the human race is not natural evolved species than the only explanation for it is the Anunnaki gold slave creation myth that they combined there own dna with homo erectus to create the blue print for the modern day human because homo erectus was to stupid to operate the gold mining equipment that the Anunnaki had.
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The real twist is that the US government has been conducting experiments to create human-platypus hybrids in preparation for the inevitable Platypus colonization.
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Dolphins are aliens
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Is it an alien?

No, it's


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