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If You or Your Spouse's Breasts Were Replaced With Toilet Plungers For One Month, How Would You React?
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Posted 3/4/17 , edited 3/6/17
Hello Crunchy, and amidst all the political threads, I come with a topic that will be a sight for sore eyes. A random thread about what would you do if your boobs were replaced with toilet plungers for one month.

You may have done it to save your mom, win a quadrillion dollars, or for fun, but now you or your significant have to live with toilet plunger boobs for one month. Rest assure they are clean, but how would you react, specifically...


-Would you go out?
-Would you comfort your spouse for their choice?
-Would you do fun things with plunger boobs?
-Would you change back once the month was up?


My answers...

-No, I will still go out. These plunger boobs seem like pretty good defenses.
-Yes, I will always love my imoutos, even if they have plunger boobs
-Yes, lewd and erotic things.
-Depends. Maybe I will enjoy it.





Discuss here!
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LOL....leave it to you to pass the theatre of the absurd envelope into the next county.
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Eradicate.
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That seems ... awfully inconvenient to have plunger sticks jabbing out from my chest for a month. Yikes.
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I found this thread amusing at first, but now I am aroused.
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*signs divorce papers*
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Used to be jamborees featuring dueling banjos, dueling violins and the like. I can almost picture a festive carny-like atmosphere featuring sumo wrestlers disguised as women with dueling knockers as a draw card.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo........................
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yeah, id go for divorce too. since were seperated and all.
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Delete this.
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Posted 3/5/17 , edited 3/6/17
I would immediately seek therapy for my dating life and why strange things like this seem to always happen.
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Hmmm. So if we both have boobs, can both of our breasts be toilet plungers? Because if so, that is an easy answer; we'd have plunger stick sword fights, of course.
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Posted 3/5/17 , edited 3/6/17

galaxiias wrote:

Hmmm. So if we both have boobs, can both of our breasts be toilet plungers? Because if so, that is an easy answer; we'd have plunger stick sword fights, of course.


Excellent! Room for one more?
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CR should have a drug testing policy...
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Note, the plunger handles will be somewhat to extremely sensitive.
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i would probably go alien hunting probably couldn't find a toilet plunger so they started to turn people or parts of people into them instead of just going and buying one would also check to see if any of my anatomy got turned into one as well.
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