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Dear Crunchyroll Community,

PeripheralVisionary here, and I have been thinking heavily about the answer of what higher powers there are, and how they should be worshiped, if they are worthy of worship. I looked to Christianity, but I see nothing more than sadism and sloth dressed up in white robes.

Besides Christianity, I searched every religion, Hindu, Buddhism, Judaism, Islamism, or perhaps renouncing all religions and put my faith in Atheism.

After a lifetime of mediocrity and suffering, I began to falter in my beliefs that there is any good left any the world, if any be born at all during the past eons of evolution, and that any God, Goddesses, or Gods do not deserve worship.

Then, around 2 to 3 months ago, I had a life changing experience, something that cannot be stated into words. I found...her

And that is when I became a Satanist. Or more specifically, Sataniaist that is!



Look at her, have you seen anyone, whose beauty rival the destructive, self indulgent being we call angels, yet maintains a simple innocence and caring that those corrupt courtiers of Heaven lack?

Her name is Satania. As Jesus is to Christianity, so is Satanachi McDowell Kurumizawa to the worship of demonic entities.

She is the heir to the future seat of being Hell's ruler. However, demons are not bad. They are as hardworking and as kind as Vignette April Tsukinose, but none rival the beauty and charm of Satania.

I ask "Is Hell so bad that we would not want to go there if it is to be with such a beautiful, cute, and caring girl? Is Heaven so great that we put up with sadists like Ralphiel and the sloth of Gabriel, who can save millions, but choose not to?"

I do not think so. That is why I am a Sataniaist. Because I believe that Satania love is all encompassing, more sincere, and just as powerful as the imagined messenger of God, who believes that one can be born with sin.

Bollocks. I feel Satania's love, and I am not afraid to say...I love her too.

So please, why don't you reconsider your belief, and go to Hell? Satania needs you. We need you, and you need her.



Totally not my art, but there is barely any pictures of her crying from the earlier episodes.


Please do not make her cry. Join us, and we shall make the world anew!


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Actually considering satanism is one of maybe 2 or 3 religions I've seen that openly admits that their deity is an abstract metaphorical concept I can buy that they're one of the more legit religions.
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I only worship Gabriel.
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Plus Satanism has a lot of commandments that specifically prohibit being a dick to people. I can't think of them all right now but one that stuck out is the absolute forbiddance of non-consensual sexual acts. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head anyway...

Point being is that Satanists actually follow their own commandments which is more than I can say for most Christian congregations. It's almost as though the religion was specifically created as a foil to Christianity to point out the rampant hypocrisy of the church...

Oh, wait, that's EXACTLY how it started. Love those guys. Hail Satan. And Hail Satania for that matter. Also, beware the forces of good, whose agents manifest themselves as melonpan-mugging mutts.
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Sorry I am a devout follower of the church of the flying spaghetti monster

Blessed be his meatballs...................raman!!!

http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eight_I'd_Really_Rather_You_Didn'ts
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MyGFPushedMeOffACliff wrote:

Plus Satanism has a lot of commandments that specifically prohibit being a dick to people. I can't think of them all right now but one that stuck out is the absolute forbiddance of non-consensual sexual acts. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head anyway...

Point being is that Satanists actually follow their own commandments which is more than I can say for most Christian congregations. It's almost as though the religion was specifically created as a foil to Christianity to point out the rampant hypocrisy of the church...

Oh, wait, that's EXACTLY how it started. Love those guys. Hail Satan. And Hail Satania for that matter. Also, beware the forces of good, whose agents manifest themselves as melonpan-mugging mutts.


Well yes, most Satanist do not really worship Satan, but the title can be a mockery to the threat of heresy accusations and witch huntings that were the calling card of some denominations of Christianity or any other affiliation. I do not quite understand the metaphysical beliefs, which seems to vary intensely between unknowing Agnostic and hopeful Atheist.

This also may have something to do with a popular trope depicting God or his army as Evil or even Satan or his minions being wholly more sympathetic to downright heroic, the whole "ironic reversal" sort of thing, something that Gabriel Dropout exploits as a premise.
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octorockandroll wrote:

Actually considering satanism is one of maybe 2 or 3 religions I've seen that openly admits that their deity is an abstract metaphorical concept I can buy that they're one of the more legit religions.


I think that is moreso along the lines of Luciferianism (I hate to be the "technically" guy) but it yeah, interestingly enough. I think some principles of satanism are the same way.
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salamisama wrote:


octorockandroll wrote:

Actually considering satanism is one of maybe 2 or 3 religions I've seen that openly admits that their deity is an abstract metaphorical concept I can buy that they're one of the more legit religions.


I think that is moreso along the lines of Luciferianism (I hate to be the "technically" guy) but it yeah, interestingly enough. I think some principles of satanism are the same way.


Wait there's a difference? I think some 'splaining is in order.
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I am a Christian myself, but I do love Satania. I sure hope finding a demon cute isn't blasphemous, or I might have some explaining to do to the Big Guy.
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octorockandroll wrote:


salamisama wrote:


octorockandroll wrote:

Actually considering satanism is one of maybe 2 or 3 religions I've seen that openly admits that their deity is an abstract metaphorical concept I can buy that they're one of the more legit religions.


I think that is moreso along the lines of Luciferianism (I hate to be the "technically" guy) but it yeah, interestingly enough. I think some principles of satanism are the same way.


Wait there's a difference? I think some 'splaining is in order.

This from Wikipedia:

-- Luciferianism
-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciferianism

Sometimes mistakenly associated with Satanism due to the Christian interpretation of the fallen angel, Luciferianism is a wholly different belief system and does not revere the devil figure or most characteristics typically affixed to Satan.

Rather, Lucifer in this context is seen as one of many morning stars, a symbol of enlightenment,[27] independence and human progression, and is often used interchangeably with similar figures from a range of ancient beliefs, such as the Greek titan Prometheus or the Jewish talmudic figure Lilith.

They support the protection of the natural world. Both the arts and sciences are crucial to human development, and thus both are cherished. Luciferians think that humans should be focused on this life and how to make the most of it every single day. The ability to recognize both good and evil, to accept that all actions have consequences, both positive and negative, and to actively influence one's environment, is a key factor.

For Luciferians, enlightenment is the ultimate goal. The basic Luciferian principles highlight truth and freedom of will, worshipping the inner self and one's ultimate potential. Traditional dogma is shunned as a basis for morality on the grounds that humans should not need deities or fear of eternal punishment to distinguish right from wrong and to do good.

All ideas should be tested before being accepted, and even then one should remain skeptical because knowledge and understanding are fluid. Regardless of whether Lucifer is conceived of as a deity or as a mere archetype, he is a representation of ultimate knowledge and exploration: humanity's savior and a champion for continuing personal growth.
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Hairbelly wrote:


octorockandroll wrote:


salamisama wrote:


octorockandroll wrote:

Actually considering satanism is one of maybe 2 or 3 religions I've seen that openly admits that their deity is an abstract metaphorical concept I can buy that they're one of the more legit religions.


I think that is moreso along the lines of Luciferianism (I hate to be the "technically" guy) but it yeah, interestingly enough. I think some principles of satanism are the same way.


Wait there's a difference? I think some 'splaining is in order.

This from Wikipedia:

-- Luciferianism
-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciferianism

Sometimes mistakenly associated with Satanism due to the Christian interpretation of the fallen angel, Luciferianism is a wholly different belief system and does not revere the devil figure or most characteristics typically affixed to Satan.

Rather, Lucifer in this context is seen as one of many morning stars, a symbol of enlightenment,[27] independence and human progression, and is often used interchangeably with similar figures from a range of ancient beliefs, such as the Greek titan Prometheus or the Jewish talmudic figure Lilith.

They support the protection of the natural world. Both the arts and sciences are crucial to human development, and thus both are cherished. Luciferians think that humans should be focused on this life and how to make the most of it every single day. The ability to recognize both good and evil, to accept that all actions have consequences, both positive and negative, and to actively influence one's environment, is a key factor.

For Luciferians, enlightenment is the ultimate goal. The basic Luciferian principles highlight truth and freedom of will, worshipping the inner self and one's ultimate potential. Traditional dogma is shunned as a basis for morality on the grounds that humans should not need deities or fear of eternal punishment to distinguish right from wrong and to do good.

All ideas should be tested before being accepted, and even then one should remain skeptical because knowledge and understanding are fluid. Regardless of whether Lucifer is conceived of as a deity or as a mere archetype, he is a representation of ultimate knowledge and exploration: humanity's savior and a champion for continuing personal growth.


Hmm, I... actually kind of like that.

Neat.
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I by this because in the bible god killed like over 10 million people easily and started 2 wars according to the bible Satan killed 10 people mostly because he lost a bet to god and had to kill some dudes family
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This is the true god! The only being worth worship. The legendary Dog.

Look, dog is god backwards. It only makes sense we worship the ultimate being. Shower him with melonpan and love, for he will bring us true happiness.
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on a serious note Satanism doesn't seem that bad tbh


dunno who that is tho

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official-shinsengumi wrote:
on a serious note Satanism doesn't seem that bad tbh


It's actually pretty good. That's sort of the whole idea. They're basically secular humanists with the ultimate troll logo. If anyone actually believes they worship Satan it basically proves their point.
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