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official-shinsengumi wrote:

on a serious note Satanism doesn't seem that bad tbh


dunno who that is tho



Huh, apparently I'm a Satanist and didn't even realize it.
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I am a Christian myself, but I do love Satania. I sure hope finding a demon cute isn't blasphemous, or I might have some explaining to do to the Big Guy.


What is wrong with artistic expression?

I personally can't find myself to believe anything after seeing some optical illusions that really point out some flaws in our senses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnw40nrI8sE

Stare at any of the 4 yellow dots, and the other three disappear.

Our brains simply cannot handle much processing.

Here is another more extreme example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz7hj_YC3j0

I can no longer believe what I see, so how could I believe anything else?

Any ways.

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The only true religion is atheism.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:Bollocks. I feel Satania's love, and I am not afraid to say...I love her too.


Y'know, bet if you mentioned what the heck series she was FROM, the other posters here would get the joke?
I don't, but at least I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt?

(And if we're going to go down the clueless "What series?" road the rest of the thread is going:
Satanic rituals actually started as a deliberate sarcastic demonstration against the omnipresent political power of the Catholic Church in medieval times, much like the Atheists' snotty attempts to put Einstein statues next to city Nativity scenes, just to be protest-jerks about it.
Another historic example of how large groups of people just don't get sarcasm or satire unless you EXPLAIN it... )
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The finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist.
Charles Baudelaire - 1862
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The Great First Sin
I will Be Like God Jehova or I will worship myself!
That was Lucifer's first great sin.
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Thumbs up to this post, I am taking COMM 111 in college right now and your speech is pretty amazing.
Pushing aside the serious religious competitors, you could become a valid public speaker
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Satania true best grill, 11/10 would go to hell just for her
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This thread is full of heretics who worship a devil. But you can all have your sins forgiven by joining the Axis cult! Only by devoting your life to Aqua can you live a pure and fulfilling life. Have faith and sign up now. Registration is easy and we accept anyone no matter their background! And remember, Eris pads her chest!



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PhantomGundam wrote:
Can't speak for Satania though since I haven't watched Gabriel Dropout


...OHHHhhh!!

Y'know, you coulda just freakin' SAID that, PV--We don't have every single cult series on our queues, y'know.

(And I'm speaking for the fans who just figured out the whole "Hestia's string" thing a year or two ago--
I mean, nowadays, Kemono Friends pretty much has the market cornered on cult references; One Punch Man's starting to slip a bit, but that's show biz...)

So: Everyone participating in the serious "What about atheism?" thread who'd never heard of the show either and imagined a "real" thread out of the header?
Congratulations--You are now officially Pretentious Schmucks. You may now proceed to feel like one.
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Gabriel Dropout got seriously repetitive at around the 3 episode mark... I couldn't watch more after that.


PhantomGundam wrote:

This thread is full of heretics who worship a devil. But you can all have your sins forgiven by joining the Axis cult! Only by devoting your life to Aqua can you live a pure and fulfilling life. Have faith and sign up now. Registration is easy and we accept anyone no matter their background! And remember, Eris pads her chest!





My nickname for Aqua is No Pants Aqua.
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Would rather convert back to Catholicism from Atheism than accept satanism.
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Would rather convert back to Catholicism from Atheism than accept satanism.


Not even the denomination of Sataniaism?

Blasphemy. Future Queen of Hell Satanachi McDowell Kurumizawa needs you!
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YayForKittens wrote:

I am a Christian myself, but I do love Satania. I sure hope finding a demon cute isn't blasphemous, or I might have some explaining to do to the Big Guy.


This
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Dear Crunchyroll Community,

PeripheralVisionary here, and I have been thinking heavily about the answer of what higher powers there are, and how they should be worshiped, if they are worthy of worship. I looked to Christianity, but I see nothing more than sadism and sloth dressed up in white robes.

Besides Christianity, I searched every religion, Hindu, Buddhism, Judaism, Islamism, or perhaps renouncing all religions and put my faith in Atheism.

After a lifetime of mediocrity and suffering, I began to falter in my beliefs that there is any good left any the world, if any be born at all during the past eons of evolution, and that any God, Goddesses, or Gods do not deserve worship.

Then, around 2 to 3 months ago, I had a life changing experience, something that cannot be stated into words. I found...her

And that is when I became a Satanist. Or more specifically, Sataniaist that is!



Look at her, have you seen anyone, whose beauty rival the destructive, self indulgent being we call angels, yet maintains a simple innocence and caring that those corrupt courtiers of Heaven lack?

Her name is Satania. As Jesus is to Christianity, so is Satanachi McDowell Kurumizawa to the worship of demonic entities.

She is the heir to the future seat of being Hell's ruler. However, demons are not bad. They are as hardworking and as kind as Vignette April Tsukinose, but none rival the beauty and charm of Satania.

I ask "Is Hell so bad that we would not want to go there if it is to be with such a beautiful, cute, and caring girl? Is Heaven so great that we put up with sadists like Ralphiel and the sloth of Gabriel, who can save millions, but choose not to?"

I do not think so. That is why I am a Sataniaist. Because I believe that Satania love is all encompassing, more sincere, and just as powerful as the imagined messenger of God, who believes that one can be born with sin.

Bollocks. I feel Satania's love, and I am not afraid to say...I love her too.

So please, why don't you reconsider your belief, and go to Hell? Satania needs you. We need you, and you need her.



Totally not my art, but there is barely any pictures of her crying from the earlier episodes.


Please do not make her cry. Join us, and we shall make the world anew!



What an amazing shitpost. 10/10 would defy christiananity again

seriously though what anime is she from bro? is it anything on the crunchyroll?
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