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Dear Crunchyroll Community,

PeripheralVisionary here, and I have been thinking heavily about the answer of what higher powers there are, and how they should be worshiped, if they are worthy of worship. I looked to Christianity, but I see nothing more than sadism and sloth dressed up in white robes.

Besides Christianity, I searched every religion, Hindu, Buddhism, Judaism, Islamism, or perhaps renouncing all religions and put my faith in Atheism.

After a lifetime of mediocrity and suffering, I began to falter in my beliefs that there is any good left any the world, if any be born at all during the past eons of evolution, and that any God, Goddesses, or Gods do not deserve worship.

Then, around 2 to 3 months ago, I had a life changing experience, something that cannot be stated into words. I found...her

And that is when I became a Satanist. Or more specifically, Sataniaist that is!



Look at her, have you seen anyone, whose beauty rival the destructive, self indulgent being we call angels, yet maintains a simple innocence and caring that those corrupt courtiers of Heaven lack?

Her name is Satania. As Jesus is to Christianity, so is Satanachi McDowell Kurumizawa to the worship of demonic entities.

She is the heir to the future seat of being Hell's ruler. However, demons are not bad. They are as hardworking and as kind as Vignette April Tsukinose, but none rival the beauty and charm of Satania.

I ask "Is Hell so bad that we would not want to go there if it is to be with such a beautiful, cute, and caring girl? Is Heaven so great that we put up with sadists like Ralphiel and the sloth of Gabriel, who can save millions, but choose not to?"

I do not think so. That is why I am a Sataniaist. Because I believe that Satania love is all encompassing, more sincere, and just as powerful as the imagined messenger of God, who believes that one can be born with sin.

Bollocks. I feel Satania's love, and I am not afraid to say...I love her too.

So please, why don't you reconsider your belief, and go to Hell? Satania needs you. We need you, and you need her.



Totally not my art, but there is barely any pictures of her crying from the earlier episodes.


Please do not make her cry. Join us, and we shall make the world anew!



What an amazing shitpost. 10/10 would defy christiananity again

seriously though what anime is she from bro? is it anything on the crunchyroll?


Gabriel Dropout, available on Crunchyroll.

About 2 angels and 2 demons who graduate from Heaven and Hell High School, only to go to a Japanese High School as part of their studies.

Basically a slice of life.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Gabriel Dropout, available on Crunchyroll.

About 2 angels and 2 demons who graduate from Heaven and Hell High School, only to go to a Japanese High School as part of their studies.

Basically a slice of life.


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Good call to post the title. - Ejanns was shitting bricks over there in the comments. Who knew what he would have done if the post had made it another 50 comments without the title lol.
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Good call to post the title. - Ejanns was shitting bricks over there in the comments. Who knew what he would have done if the post had made it another 50 comments without the title lol.


I know the feel, everyone talking about this cool thing and then nobody says the actual name of it

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Pokemon is the WORST religion yet!

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she ugly
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OMG! A thread about Satanists without a shred of hate?

That's nice to see.
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Even though in the end, I have no quarrels with satanism, that is because that is my old atheism talking; existential nihilism. I do have a good friend of mine, that is a theist satanist, and I have met others that are atheists and satanists. My religious values no way blinds me from seeing them as human beings and thus worthy. We are all equal in my eyes, and does not matter what religion or lack inhibits me from seeing them as potential friends either.

Even though I have a bit of an issue with satanism. Some parts of satanism will claim, Do what thou wilt. That can be very dangerous, even they will hold a direct contradiction and belief as they will not hurt people. It seems like some sort of cognitive dissonance to me. How can one not hurt another, and do whatever they want? What if they do want to use people? I have held a belief that people tend to be selfish and hold to hedonism quite well. That specific philosophy, i fear it will just deify oneself, and create some sort of special pleading. Meaning; "everyone has to follow the rules except for me." That is not right, and that sort of philosophy of theosophy or satanism will just kick selfishness to high gear. But that is just me though. To each their own I guess.

If you do not hold to those beliefs, then I have no real issue with a person is a Satanist, Buddhists, Christian, Or atheist.
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rather than starting a new post just to ask this but maybe someone can answer this is it true that in the bible it says that god descended down from the heavens in smoke fire and loud noises and the ground shook. It was heavily talked about on ancient aliens and I just wanted to see if they where full of shit.
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This is what happens in babylon.

Here's is some stuff to help clarify wtf you guys are talking about. Individually we gotta understand everything alone to not twist ourselves and bottleneck creativity. Ideas like satanism came about after an adversary was declared in spirituality like in religions of the tao. What happens here is the same thing happening when one says they are experiencing god, they are stuck telling themselves ways to be less creative and repeat stuff from others. Being unique means, your experience is undefinable. Cult mentality that permeates our babylonian civilizations is full of confusing and overlapping ideas all about telling you wtf you are and wtf you're experiencing instead of recognizing your experiences are apart of your creativity... just don't define yourself irresponsibly.

I don't advise any worship unless you can determine an effortless eternal manner of worshiping all creation as by doing this is becomes a direct throughput of your burdens into becoming more as an individual, and as a collective because everything is internet.

Before pretending there is an adversary, vampirism of other forms also have been occurring. Of sumeria, inanna (previously ishtar) was the previous companion the masses knew about while the sumerian mythology denotes the change from this way to taking on snakelike characteristics that I understand as happening because of notions like strangling yourself with irresponsible voicing. All we do affects us. Making your own companion, in whatever way you choose, can no longer be done irresponsibly as all the downside is what we are experiencing of our history that got us to call ourselves human. There have been enough holocausts.

As this was happening the masses that collectively make up earthlings now all have corrupted their knowledge into relying on rule and worshiping sickly. To heal this while keeping the benefits that came about in what is known as whore of babylon (sex companion instead of adversary), one must stop micromanaging themselves as s constant voice known as mind. Mind isn't real, you're still talking to everyone even if you think you're thinking to yourself. What have become known as mind is really an individual probing themselves to suffer until they achieve something they slowly began to believe in.

Our long story short, the more reliant masses became on communicating commonality the more we bottlenecked our creativity, shortened our lifespans, and pushed ourselves to be seen as cattle by those that saw themselves as godly rulers. Once treating each other like cattle began occurring, mass killings, cannabilism, slavery, sacrifices, and all the shittiness that comes with replacing each other's knowledge to help make others more docile has been piling up. This is why nowadays spirituality is twisted unless you stop buying into the ponzi scheme of sacrificial ways.

Here's another way to put it, societies have been replacing each others knowledge for so long now that unless you get over this and no longer care what others do... you're going to struggle with your own possession.

This is also why so many anti semites are out there (although every gang of individuals (countries/religions/etc) is doing this now). Many white groups know something regarding jewish attempts at replacing texts with their own interpretations has become so well known that you can actually find texts like josephus that show this happening over and over again as rulers are convinced the jewish god is the ultimate because of being around longer, then convince their masses to change as their ruler begins to change. Even the jewish community has had most of their texts covered up and changed to make their people docile as well while secrecy has become commonplace. Definitely not saying all jews are aware of this... once a defineable word occurs like jew, everything about that institutional approach of labeling consciousness degrades until giving it up to recognize greater unity. As this has been happening and a push towards secrecy (kabbalism) grew, much of what is shown is an attempt to distract individuals from answering their concerns. This is also apart of why there is satanism... adversarial approaches only get us back to what is happening now. A reset.

Groups that title one another and attempt to define everyone are the ultimate terrorists.
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Sadism and white clothes is an interesting way to describe Christianity.

I suppose it is sadistic to the world to want to live a good and holy life, try not to do what your base nature wants you to do. We do get white robes in our baptism, at least in my Church at any rate, even if it's just a sheet sowed into the shape of a robe.

Reading through those Satanic commandments leads me to think Satanists just want to be overly polite and politically correct about their one true faith to the point where it ceases to be any sort of legitimate religion but just a troll philosophy. It's kind of inhuman in how Satanism inspires so little devotion except from people who think it's a legitimate critique of Christianity or other religions. A facile weak willed religion which can only survive by being parasitic in it's depreciation of other religions.

Sincerely, Ignatius.
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So long. My attention span is equal to that of a goldfish, I can't take this.
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Sorry I am a devout follower of the church of the flying spaghetti monster

Blessed be his meatballs...................raman!!!

http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eight_I'd_Really_Rather_You_Didn'ts


i'm pretty sure Satan is one of its party buddies so probably some sort of saint or such within pastafarism
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Gabriel Dropout, available on Crunchyroll.

About 2 angels and 2 demons who graduate from Heaven and Hell High School, only to go to a Japanese High School as part of their studies.

Basically a slice of life.


I approve of it. The show is pretty funny and Satania is the best part.
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Ashmash12345 wrote:

OMG! A thread about Satanists without a shred of hate?

That's nice to see.


Oh, the hate just started after you posted. Smooth move imouto.
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