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**Worst Thing a Surgeon Would Say
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26 / M / north america, NC
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Posted 2/15/08
hello I'll be your doctor for the day and this is my first time doing this so if i do something rong youll never know ( as he puts you to sleep) 0o0
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25 / M / S'pore
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Posted 2/15/08
and.. the next step is?
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25 / The Wired World
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"hope this one does'nt die like the last one"
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22 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted 2/15/08
*sproing* "Whoa! Holy sh!t! Someone remember where that landed, it might be important."

"And now for Surgery Roulette!"

"Don't worry, he signed a waiver"

"Kawaii desu! :3 "
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28 / M / Singapore
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Posted 2/15/08
" oh OOPS er lala lallalaa nothing happening just need a few buckets lalalala"
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22 / M / Greece
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Posted 2/15/08
Call the doctor!! i think i ve cut the wrong stuff
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21 / F / in the clouds....
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Posted 2/15/08
*during operation* "...omg what the hell is that?!"
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19 / M / Philippines
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Posted 2/15/08
*Sigh* Sorry Sir and Mam my crew and I really do our best to save the life of the patient the truth is the "Patient Die"
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23 / F / Australia
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Posted 2/15/08
Doctor: Nurse hand me the thingamewatsit
Nurse: the scalpel?
Doctor: Yea that
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24 / M / junkyard
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Posted 2/15/08
(during the operation) nurse, we got the wrong patient
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26 / F / Nightscape
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Posted 2/15/08
I should've stopped after two drinks.... i'm feeling a little dizzy
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24 / M / Unknown
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Posted 2/15/08
nurse.. give me the chainsaw..
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24 / F / UK
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Posted 2/15/08

lokaos123 wrote:

"hope this one does'nt die like the last one"


hahaha! excellent
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22 / M / Singapore =)
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Posted 2/15/08

lokaos123 wrote:

"the red wire or the blue wire........?"


lol its more like..
"the heart or the lungs?"
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22 / M / UK
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Posted 2/15/08
OK I remember this one Dr said to me when I was having a surgery on the cut on my eyebrow he said to me;

"Don't worry about anything... think of yourself as one of those teenage mutant ninja turtles... Its not like your gonna die anyways..."

How random is that?!?
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