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**Worst Thing a Surgeon Would Say
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26 / F / UK
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Posted 2/15/08
do you reckon he needed this thumping thing? ooo look now ive taken it out its stoped that line going all static!
...hmm i wonder what happens if i cut this...
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76 / 椅子の上
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Posted 2/15/08
Do you think the squishy purple thing is supposed to do that? *poke*
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21 / M
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doctor(walking on fours): goo goo da da...
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21 / F / singapore
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Posted 2/15/08
"erm...patient,do you feel that your kidney has been ripped out?if you've haven't,then i have either ripped your heart,lungs or stomach out instead of your small intestine.."
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26 / M / Pennsylvania, Uni...
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"Oh, that's what that thing does..."
Posted 2/15/08
To a male patient
"Shit! I''ve accidentally cut off his dick"
To a hot female patient
"Everyone get the fuck out of the room so I can have sex with her I mean...."examine her carefully", while the anesthetics are still working."
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28 / F / in ur head
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Posted 2/15/08
i think its high time i tell you guys... i lied in my resume.. i only finished kindergarten
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104 / F / Indianapolis, Ind...
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Posted 2/15/08
"Have you found that suction tip yet?"
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22 / F / on your rooftop e...
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Posted 2/15/08
dont worry everythings gonna be alright (why is it when someone tells me that i start to worry)
after the operation: hey did any of you see my cellphone i think i dropped it when we're stiching it up
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21 / F / Singapore
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Posted 2/15/08
"Oh shit, I've dropped my contacts. Nurse, is this the correct purplish-red blob I'm suppoosed to cut?"
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76 / M / Florida, US
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Posted 2/15/08
*Rip, crunch, slurp, smack*
"Mmmmmm....brain."
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31 / F / Philippines
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Posted 2/15/08
"oh! wow!!! you will absolutely die!"
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24 / F / everywhere and an...
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"WOW! I didn't know you can do a surgery during the practical working experience! Wish me luck!"

But normally I think I would freak out if I woke up during a surgery either way
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Posted 2/15/08
"damn when is the doctor coming back i cants stand this"
Posted 2/15/08
Supposed you're the one being operated, right?

Well, here's one. Just as they cut open your abdomen (is that how you say it? geez)...

"Fire! Fire! Everyone, out of the operating room!"
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