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**Worst Thing a Surgeon Would Say
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I TINK I DROPPED MY SKITTLES IN THERE!!! o_0
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Oops.
if they just say oops and then go silent. can it get worse? Oops what, aargh!!!! It´d drive me nuts.
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24 / M / MA
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whoops, brain fart
whoops, wrong one
whoops, where'd I leave that
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30 / M / Somewhere in the...
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Should I cut the red vein or the blue vein?
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27 / M / "In a mind field."
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Now while the anesthesia's working, I'll be watching this "How to do *insert here* Surgery.
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Posted 2/15/08

whatsome wrote:

Topic: Worst thing a doctor might say in an operation
Answer: My name is Edsel (edsamac). :)





LMAO . I remember that ! edsamac started explaining why people have to pee `cause I said ' Screw the Wii >.> ' .
Things people remember ... >.<

Worst thing a doctor might say ?
Maybe , " I don`t know what to do ! I`m new here ! " or something like that .
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35 / M / USA
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Posted 2/15/08
surgery is half way when the patient hears the doctor said
"oh crap black out again"
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Things Not To Hear During Surgery:

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Someone call the janitor — we're going to need a mop.
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that ! Bad Dog !
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ?
- Hand me that.... uh.... that uh.... thingie.
- Oh no ! I just lost my Rolex.
- Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ?
- Darn, there goes the light again...
- Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.
- Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !
- Could you stop that thing from beating ? It's throwing my concentration off..
- What's this doing here ?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
- That's cool ! Now can you make his leg twitch ?
- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. (I've actually had a dentist tell me this)
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
- Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right ?
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel ?
- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct ?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- FIRE ! FIRE ! Everyone get out now !!
- Darn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing !
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Doctor to male patient: Congradulation I screwed up so your now a chick!
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"Wait, this WASN'T the sex-change operation patient?"
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Topic: Worst thing a doctor might say in an operation
Answer: My name is Edsel (edsamac). :)



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26 / M / u tell me
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I'm a little hungover rite now
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23 / M / School
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Nurse: What are you doing!
Sfx: Blood gushing.
Doctor: Man this was way easier in the simulator!
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24 / M / belgium.... u kno...
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anesthesia?.... check
scalpel.... check
chainsaw.... check
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24 / M / belgium.... u kno...
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duuuuuwde seriously check this out
you should really go to a doctor
... ow...?! right i am

or this -
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow i know this i just know this... wait please let me think i know this eeeuhm cmon its at the tip op my tongue eeeuhm.. la, la,laalp ? .. eeuhm cmon operation for dummies said it was somthing like sca... eeuhm scalaal,scalaalp scalalp,scalp ow yess i know a scalpel yess i know ok i can do this just give me the SCALPEL:w00t:
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