Post Reply what is your best pick up line?
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Posted 4/14/17
what is the best pick up line you've used, heard, or received?

Ive heard : "I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

and once a guy told me "Do you have a mirror in your back pocket? cause i can see myself on that ass"

lmao!
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Posted 4/14/17
"I'd go down on you like PSN"

works every time.
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Im going to suffer from stockholm syndrom because the second I saw you, you captured my heart.

If you were a cop id let you arrest me

If I had a dime for every time I met a girl as beautiful as you, you wouldnt be interested in me because Id only have 10 cents to my name.

dont worry ill buy you drinks till you find me sexy

Id get your tag to see where you were made but its pretty obvious you were imported from heaven.

damn you are so hot that hell got jealous

the things id do to you would even make the devil blush.

And the only pickup line a woman has ever said to me and has a 100% success rate "Hi"
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MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!
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Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
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Posted 4/16/17

summerbeat wrote:

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?


oh thats good thats like the first pickup line ive heard that might actually work on me lol
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