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because how is the poop supposed to go down the drain?
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Elk_Whisperer wrote:


jeffcoatstephen wrote:

Try pooping standing straight up and reply back. Most people stand when peeing in the shower since they don't need to aim perfectly with water running but the way our intestines go pooping standing is harder than pooping at a 90 degree angle.


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Avoid destroying your rectum. Squatting is the safest way to poop.
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because how is the poop supposed to go down the drain?


Drain covers can sometimes come off if there even is one and with water slamming against the poop it should soften enough to follow down... okay I need to leave this forum or I'm going to vomit...
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jeffcoatstephen wrote:


TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:

because how is the poop supposed to go down the drain?


Drain covers can sometimes come off if there even is one and with water slamming against the poop it should soften enough to follow down... okay I need to leave this forum or I'm going to vomit...


nowhere near as convenient as peeing though

you might have to smush the poop down with your foot if you cant get the cover off
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Peeing goes down the drain, poop doesn't. You'd have to clean up the poop and spend the time doing that. Good luck with that. I pooped in the bathtub once when I was a kid and my mom got so mad she had to clean it up(I did it on purpose:))
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Posted 4/18/17 , edited 4/19/17

TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:


jeffcoatstephen wrote:


TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:

because how is the poop supposed to go down the drain?


Drain covers can sometimes come off if there even is one and with water slamming against the poop it should soften enough to follow down... okay I need to leave this forum or I'm going to vomit...


nowhere near as convenient as peeing though

you might have to smush the poop down with your foot if you cant get the cover of


that is a great idea thanks
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jeffcoatstephen wrote:


Elk_Whisperer wrote:


jeffcoatstephen wrote:

Try pooping standing straight up and reply back. Most people stand when peeing in the shower since they don't need to aim perfectly with water running but the way our intestines go pooping standing is harder than pooping at a 90 degree angle.


u underestimate my power


Avoid destroying your rectum. Squatting is the safest way to poop.


i used to squat over toilets to poop all the way into high school lol

fr my cousin came in and caught me sitting on the toilet seat squatting and pooping into it, i had to youtube how to poop and when i realized you could sit on the toilet seat my mind was blown
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Pretty sure by the time it hits the bottom...it's already 99% water no?
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Elk_Whisperer wrote:


jeffcoatstephen wrote:


Elk_Whisperer wrote:


jeffcoatstephen wrote:

Try pooping standing straight up and reply back. Most people stand when peeing in the shower since they don't need to aim perfectly with water running but the way our intestines go pooping standing is harder than pooping at a 90 degree angle.


u underestimate my power


Avoid destroying your rectum. Squatting is the safest way to poop.


i used to squat over toilets to poop all the way into high school lol

fr my cousin came in and caught me sitting on the toilet seat squatting and pooping into it, i had to youtube how to poop and when i realized you could sit on the toilet seat my mind was blown


Random odd fact:

Squatting is better for your bowls xD since you're not forcing them at an odd angle so you were in fact having an easier time squatting then sitting normally...

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Why the hell do I know this >.>*Throws comp out window*
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Fact - Urine can help cure nail fungus & athletes foot.
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HopexLight wrote:


Random odd fact:

Squatting is better for your bowls xD since you're not forcing them at an odd angle so you were in fact having an easier time squatting then sitting normally...

*Crickets*

Why the hell do I know this >.>*Throws comp out window*




zangeif123 wrote:

Fact - Urine can help cure nail fungus & athletes foot.


That must mean it's totally fine to drop a one or two in the shower. As long you squat first. Safety and better health first ladies and gentlemen.
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AngelBeauty wrote:


HopexLight wrote:


Random odd fact:

Squatting is better for your bowls xD since you're not forcing them at an odd angle so you were in fact having an easier time squatting then sitting normally...

*Crickets*

Why the hell do I know this >.>*Throws comp out window*




zangeif123 wrote:

Fact - Urine can help cure nail fungus & athletes foot.


That must mean it's totally fine to drop a one or two in the shower. As long you squat first. Safety and better health first ladies and gentlemen.


Well by the time it hits the bottom, it's pretty much 95% water...NOW ONE SHOULD OBVIOUSLY NOT TAKE A 2 IN THE SHOWER LMAO.

*May or may not have forgotten what this thread was originally about before hand lol.
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WTF
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Um pee is sterile


that's all that needs to be said lol


But it's not sterile.
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