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Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants
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Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.

Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.

“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

I saw this and I knew I had to share it. It gave me a good laugh. The article is written by John Bacon which makes it even funnier.
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Those evil swine!
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They got killed by something they hate, they got what they deserved.
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MonoDreams wrote:

They got killed by something they hate, they got what they deserved.


If they are killed by pigs does that make them unclean? If so they just lost their 40 virgins!
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MonoDreams wrote:

They got killed by something they hate, they got what they deserved.


I got it. Quite funny.
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Something something bad Bay of Pigs joke. I'm tired... that's all you get.

Also that never happen to the U.S. Army. They'd slap those bitches on the grill so damn fast their heads would spin. Rotisserie.
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Rujikin wrote:


MonoDreams wrote:

They got killed by something they hate, they got what they deserved.


If they are killed by pigs does that make them unclean? If so they just lost their 40 virgins!


72.






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They are to meet 72 Virginians, really pissed off people from the Old Dominion Colony.
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So this is like the Battle of Ramree Island, but with pigs.
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So this is like the Battle of Ramree Island, but with pigs.


According to Wikipedia, the reports of crocodiles were exaggerated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ramree_Island

Still, only 3 died from boars, and the report suggests only 20 people of 1000 survived the crocodiles.
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hahaha gold. And lol @ the above pics.
Muslims have been pissing me off here in Australia just recently so this was nice.
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i honestly, cannot stop laughing at this news.
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With exciting stuff like this going on, one can never be boared
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Wild piggy: 1, ISIS: 0
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