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I like cooking!!
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i can cook

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i burned water once. i can still cook?
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I learnt to cook in a real kitchen. I'm good at it. Yes I still had disasters. I burnt a boiled egg. Sis kept me on the phone so long that I forgot. The water evaporated and the egg exploded. Egg even got to the ceiling. It's surprising how much can come from just one egg.
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Posted 4/27/17 , edited 4/27/17

DeadlyOats wrote:


JanusCascade wrote:




Bro you need to start selling your Hot Boiling Water, since they Boil permanently! You're the only Chef that can make it stay Boil after turning off the Shove!


I've seen emergency water supplies for sail.



But I think the reason they don't sell the boiling water, is because the cans would be hot to the touch, there's probably potential for liability, also I don't think they've solved the problem of how to keep the cans from blowing up from the vapor pressure build up....


I see what you're saying.. people will do anything to get money out of your hard work by suing! Perhaps have those oven glove stick to both side of the container, so they can wear them when picking it up without getting their hand burns.. I was going to say put like 20 holes top of the container to prevent from getting blow up???!!! Put Warning sign on it saying don't put your head above the container.. Steamly hot! Was thinking put some kind of protection over the holes so people won't get burn from the steam..

Have you heard the new! The weapon victim use our boiling water to prevent from getting rape.. she throw it at the rapist's face and he got fourth degree burn!! I can't post the picture here.. its gross! They don't use it just for food but also as a weapon!! You know what that mean?! That mean more money for you!
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Posted 4/28/17
I can grill stuff and make salads. Not sure if that counts as cooking per se.
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I can cook. Just not very well.

Took much experimenting, impatience, and lack of desire to spend more then 30 minutes preparing something I can inhale in 15.

However, give me ether a recipe or one of the few things I can cook off the top of my head, actually follow the instructions to the letter, employ some common sense like 'Don't fry oil in a pan if you just washed it and haven't dried it.' (if you don't, oil will fly everywhere when you try cooking with it. Don't do it!) and I can honestly cook almost anything. So can anyone else. The internet is the ultimate anti excuse for not being able to cook. just type what you want to eat recipe and you get the instructions on how to do it:)

But why would a single person who doesn't like doing it do all that stuff cook complicated, time consuming, dish heavy recipes? When they could just make a sandwich, taco, or a rice bowl with anything they find in the fridge.

https://www.google.com/#q=Tako+poke+recipe

I've been craving that for a while, but I can't cook it, for the reason of I can't get the main ingredient easily
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Posted 4/28/17 , edited 4/28/17
There are so many instructional vids on youtube that I find it baffling that some people cannot cook. Seriously, just look it up and follow the damn instructions. It's not hard. Over time, you will develop skill and be able to change stuff at a whim.
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Posted 4/28/17 , edited 4/28/17
Alright guys I listened to your advice and got myself a real croc pot to cook with

IM PROUD TO SHOW YOU MY FIRST MEAL, BON APPETIT!!!!!

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Posted 4/28/17

Elk_Whisperer wrote:

Alright guys I listened to your advice and got myself a real croc pot to cook with

IM PROUD TO SHOW YOU MY FIRST MEAL, BON APPETIT!!!!!



I think we all know you got that image from somewhere online...

No one could cook that well on their first try!
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Posted 4/28/17
But.... I can cook. I am bad ass in the kitchen when I want to be.
I look up a recipe, read it once, then wing it and go by taste from there. Sometimes I will write down ingredients that may be hard to remember...but that's about it.
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